Self-hating drag queen viciously homophobic question dodging "presidency" candidate Michelle Bachmann continues to drive fear into the hearts and souls of all decent Americans:

Not that some other GOP options are much less frightening. With Obama's approval rating dropping to all-time lows, be afraid... be very afraid (though on the bright side, I can't fucking wait for Kristin Wiig to take this bitch on week after week... and please, please SNL: Get Eric Stonestreet to come on and do Marcus).