Alright, so this isn't actually it. It's Ryan James Yezak's ultra gay pre-actual video spoof starring Scott Nelson & Luna Flare. The Jonas Akerlund-directed real video for the song - which I guiltily admit has been in heavy rotation on my iPod since Christmas - is out any minute now, but in the meantime this dragged up amateur edition is more than worth a few minutes of your time:
By thelostboy | The Lost Boys February 10, 2010 at 7:49AM
Lady Gaga & Beyonce's Video For "Telephone"