I kid. I knew it was going on. But you certainly wouldn't know it here in Karlovy Vary. I saw later in the day online that it had happened, but hadn't heard or seen any inkling of it amidst the festival crowd. Strangely enough, though, right across the street from my hotel, was Michael Jackson's longtime producer Quincy Jones, looking in good spirits as he helped Czech model Helena Houdová celebrate her Sunflower Foundation. I don't mean to be judgy, but Mr. Jones... Isn't that a bit of a D-List excuse to miss out on MJ's big day?