Making me feel ridiculously old and breaking my heart a little bit at the same time... I must briefly acknowledge the fact that today marks my kid sister's 18th birthday (!) The fact that I can clearly remember an event nearly two decades ago is mildly horrifying, but I vividly can recall my father handing over this bizarre gob of goop-covered life over to me and my brother and the two of us looking at each other in disgust. But then she turned into this, and I can say without any hesitation that I probably had one of the cutest little sisters of all times:

And she still ain't so bad. So, here's to you, Gina.. You made it to 18 without getting pregnant. I guess that means grandma owes me 50 bucks.