And they are all as horrifyingly cheesy as I expected. Though not as horrifying as the remaining fact that I'll still see this opening weekend, rolling my eyes at the gals decked out in dresses and drinking cosmos while secretly anticipating the opening credits just as much as they are. Just like I'll see "Sex and the City 6: Sixty Is Still Sexy" in May 2021 after bitching about it for months leading up to it. Anyway... presenting, 8 minutes and 8 seconds of the gayest sequel ever made:
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