As remarkably embarrassing as it is to admit this via a drunken photograph, last night my Gael stalking went global at a party for Alastair Siddons's incredibly entertaining breakdancing doc "Turn It Loose." While Gael was drinking Guinness with Diego, Alfonso, Carlos, and the almost equally stalkable "Sin Nombre" director Cary Fukunaga, I found myself not-so-accidentally sitting a few feet from him for a large portion of the night. And at one point when I accidentally (truly, I swear) was in the bathroom at the same time as Gael, I listened as a drunk Scot told him he loved his work while peeing in the urinal next to him (Gael was nothing but thankful despite the awkward circumstances).

The end of my journalistic integrity: