What happens when a movie you were born to hate stars someone you were born to love? That's my dilemma with "The Dilemma." While I'm grateful Winona Ryder keeps getting high-profile roles, the idea of her playing Paul Blart Mall Cop's cheatin' wife in a film directed by Ron Howard that uses a more-tired-than-offensive "that's gay" joke in the opening segment of its uninspired trailer is kind of my worst nightmare. See for yourself: