1 year, 3 months, 7 days a hobo, I'm taking my tired charade overseas again, this time to the Dubai International Film Festival, where in addition to filmgoing, I'll be skiing on the world's largest indoor ski hill, buying lattes at the world's largest Starbucks, getting vertigo atop the world's tallest building (take that, CN Tower), buying Christmas gifts in the world's largest mall, and taking photos in front of world's largest falafel. All the while I'll be fooling police units with specific intentions of entrapping pesky gays by wearing my trusty "no one knows I'm gay" t-shirt. Wish me luck.