Perhaps the most bizarre story to come out of celebrityland in my memory, here's some more crazy care of the Quaids. On Good Morning America today, Randy and Evi Quaid go totally batshit to a remarkably straight faced Andrea Canning. From explaining the "starwhackers" out to get them (they are "a malignant tumor" of businessmen, apparently) to the suggestion that Mel Gibson is being set up and that someone "slipped him a mickey"... Even The Onion couldn't have made this shit up: