After production wrapped, Lindsay spent a few months trying to get another Hollywood role together, but nothing worked out. Instead, she went to parties. Some were industry parties where she would be safe from cameras, but more often, she went out to civilian nightclubs, hanging out with DJs and fashion industry hanger-ons. She managed to get a number of notable independent productions that would be difficult, but would have saved her reputation as an actress. Lindsay was announced for the lead roles in film adaptations of Oscar Wilde's "A Woman of No Importance" and Tennessee Williams' "The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond," as well as the romance "Speechless," opposite Adrien Brody. The films were all scheduled to shoot in 2007, but none ever came together for Lindsay.
In January 2007, right in the middle of making "I Know Who Killed Me," Lindsay checked into rehab for the first time. It wasn't much of a rehabilition, though; Lindsay spent the day on set, shooting for 13 hours, and then went back to Promises. It would be her last time on a film set for two years.
The bad news for Lindsay was that nobody saw "I Know Who Killed Me." The film was released three days after Lindsay's second DUI of 2007, and her favorability was at a major low. The Lindsay Lohan punch lines started up, and the film was laughed off with its inevitable bad reviews. The bad thing for Lindsay is that she could no longer make a film that wasn't a Lindsay Lohan film. Her vehicles paid off and made her a star, and from there on out, she would always be the most famous actor in any film she would make. But Lindsay couldn't even carry a low-budget horror B-movie past breaking even. She was unemployable.
The next five years were a whirlwind of court dates, disastrous red carpets, and depressing, desperate-for-attention photoshoots with Terry Richardson. Her DUI's and rehab stints made her unemployable, so all of her upcoming films were cancelled. When she could find work, it was only for a few days at a time, and they were thankless roles a movie star would never consider: A topless vixen in a Robert Rodriguez grindhouse film, a few episodes on "Ugly Betty," and a made-for-TV family comedy were all she could muster. Not making any money from films, Lindsay's millions started to dwindle after taxes and lawyer fees, and she started having to sell interviews to tabloid outlets and tipping off photographers.
Suddenly, in 2012, a year in which Samantha Ronson is old news and "Mean Girls" is still a staple of the American diet, things started working out. She was let off the hook by the courts with a relaxed probation, hosted an episode of SNL, and successfully fought for the role of Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime biopic. She shot the film over the summer, becoming the most insured actress ever to walk onto a soundstage. The production was interrupted by a car accident, and Lindsay told police it wasn't her fault because she wasn't behind the wheel.
But I am optimistic. What does last night's broadcast remind you of? It reminds me of Britney Spears' 2007 VMA performance. In "Liz & Dick," Lindsay hit rock bottom for the whole world to see. The downward spiral finally stopped sinking for two hours, and it just stayed stagnant as Elizabeth Taylor's rolled in her catacomb. Lindsay will likely be back in jail in the next week once her probation is revoked over that car accident. She could be there for a year, maybe a few months if she's lucky. Maybe she'll take the time to figure it all out. Perhaps she'll leave the business for good. More than ever before, it's up to her. The Exile has ended and a new chapter begins.
Incidentally, the next film we'll see her in is "The Canyons," in which she plays a woman named Tara. Yes, Tara. As in: Tomorrow is another day.
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