Some surprising news broke late Friday night which has had Hollywood abuzz all weekend. No, not another big-budget movie cancellation or high-profile reshoots, but instead a major high-profile bit of recasting. For the past five years,
Katie Holmes has been playing the role of
Tom Cruise's wife, one of the most widely sought-after parts in Hollywood. Her five-year contract was up, and while a renewal was widely expected, negotiations appear to have fallen apart at the last minute, with Holmes, like previous incumbents
Mimi Rogers and
Nicole Kidman, exiting the role at the age of 33.
Whether Holmes goes on to Oscar-winning glory like Kidman, or competitive poker-playing like Rogers, remains to be seen, but a more immediate effect is that a casting hunt will get under way the likes of which hasn't been since the search for Lisbeth Salander and Katniss Everdeen. Like the female equivalent of James Bond or Doctor Who, each actress has had different spins on the role -- from Kidman's statuesque ice queen to Holmes' faintly-brainwashed pod person -- but the requirements remain the same : a love of extreme sports and Xenu, and a propensity for standing at premieres and waving.
Rumors in the comments section of Deadine Hollywood are that top agencies, including
WME and
CAA, have already received faxed casting breakdowns for the part, with those in contention for the role (screen tests are likely to take place in Iceland, where Cruise is shooting "
Oblivion") are expected to sign non-disclosure agreements, before a two-year "girlfriend" trial period, known as the
Penelope Cruz Clause. Names of who might be in the running are top secret, but as we've done for many other high-profile parts in the past, we thought we'd run down five possible candidates who we think might have the right stuff for one of the most demanding, yet rewarding, roles available right now.
Brit Marling
Why She Could Do It: Marling is already clearly on Cruise's radar, having been courted for roles in both "
Jack Reacher" and "
Oblivion," and while she ultimately turned both down, could the third time be the charm? Having played the otherworldly leader of a manipulative, secretive sci-fi-tinged cult in "
Sound Of My Voice," we can totally see why the actor might think they had something in common.
Why She Might Not: At 28, Marling only has a few years before what's known as "The Awakening" -- when previous actresses in the role have become aware of their situation, and run for the hills.
Emma Stone
Why She Could Do It: Along with Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone is a media darling, one of the most talked about starlets of the moment, and it would be a good way for Cruise to not skip a beat and get back on the horse. Also, like Holmes, Stone played the female lead in a superhero movie, and would be able to prove her love for Cruise by letting herself be replaced by Maggie Gyllenhaal for the sequel. Plus her boyfriend Andrew Garfield, is one of the few actors that Cruise could beat in a fight if it came to it.
Why She Might Not: At 5'6", Stone is actually an inch smaller than Cruise, which could mean that the guy who carries around the box Cruise stands on for photo opportunities might be out of a job. Also, she's quite feisty, which might mean additional levels of re-programming would be required.
54 Comments
Starlet | July 19, 2012 4:02 AM
Well, Jennifer Lopez is a devoted scientologist, her dad has been a scientologist for over 20 years.
David Miscavige (leader of the church of scientology and Tom cruise's pimp) has guided and helped Jennifer Lopez to divorce Marc Anthony. David Miscavige controls Tom's life as his man-wife and he would only want a "wife" (only for PR reason) that he (david) can control too. I believe Jennifer Lopez is a great prospect.
Starlet | July 19, 2012 3:58 AM
As an ex-church of scientology member, in 2004-2005 I personally witness set
ups/ pimping by David Miscavige for his "man-wife" Tom Cruise. David Miscavige
ordered all the orgs across the planet to find Scientologist beautiful girls
20-25 years old for a "special project". Yolanda Pecoraro, 19 years old,
parishioner at CCI (celebrity center international-LA) was set up with Tom, date
him for about 4 weeks, accompanies him to IAS event :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTKxtMGcvAY , Yolanda is wearing pink long
dress in this clip and standing between Tom Cruise and Mary Lee (Tom's mom).
Towards her last 2 weeks of relationship with Tom Cruise, David Miscavige was
pimping for another girl for Tom Cruise. They found a gorgeous brunette, 25
years old, squeaky clean, scientology parishioner whom they did a thorough
investigation on her while keeping her at Celebrity Center-LA.
In the meantime, removed Yolanda, silenced her by having Tom Cruise buy her full
Scientology Bridge/training and some major Counseling/auditing at CCI-LA.
Yolanda and her whole family are Scietologists and have signed "confidential
bond" to keep secrecy and never expose the truth to any Scientologists or media,
otherwise they will be declared Suppressive"SP".
yiiopy | July 7, 2012 12:57 AM
and by the way miss mara doesn't need it there's enough inher plate
yiiopy | July 7, 2012 12:53 AM
Kristen Stewart would be perfec and camille belle
bob hawk | July 5, 2012 1:35 AM
A new low mark for Playlist. This "staff"-written piece (what, nobody wants to take individual credit for this?) isn't funny because it isn't smart enough to realize that at least half of the women mentioned are waaay too intelligent and proud to take on and fake a role that has become a bit worn around the edges and isn't fooling most people anymore. Some of them also have a genuine and healthy sense of humor, which would not render them as very good candidates for subscribing to Scientology.
Cruise, who IS a talented actor, should focus on that and -- if he must marry again -- pick a non-actress, non-celebrity. And Playlist should stop insulting so many actresses managing to earn a good living in their chosen profession -- some of whom also have hot, age-appropriate boy friends .
Lacey | July 4, 2012 1:08 AM
hahaha! thanks for the laugh....i'm sure the brainwashtologists are lining up the latest Stepford wife to keep Cruise in check.
Shannon | July 3, 2012 7:28 AM
Hopefully all these ladies have enough common sense to stay away from Cruise...But I bet he will take another wife. He is always going to try to use his love life and spouse to boost his career.
lenij | July 3, 2012 4:32 AM
Joaquin Phoenix, that's a good one. lol.
Micah | July 3, 2012 2:24 AM
This article was hilarious. I wonder if Scientologists will be trolling every unflattering article on Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise | July 2, 2012 10:34 PM
mmm...Joaquin....mmmm
Sam | July 2, 2012 5:46 PM
seriously playlist, your better than this!
ryan | July 2, 2012 4:41 PM
what an awful article :(
Haha | July 2, 2012 2:57 PM
Kristen Stewart would be perfect. She is a closeted lesbian and already looks miserable all the time. No one would notice the brainwashing.
Knative | July 2, 2012 2:45 PM
I think Camilla Belle is a good choice. She's really attractive and young, so she'd look good on his arm. Her career is failing, plus, she already has experience dating a supposedly closeted gay man (a Jonas brother).
Kim | July 2, 2012 2:37 PM
That's really funny because that's what I was thinking as soon as I heard they were getting a divorce. I was like "so another casting list? Who this time? Are the Olsen twins or their sister too old?"
Butthurt Commenters | July 2, 2012 2:27 PM
So much butthurt in here.
hank | July 2, 2012 1:22 PM
if they didn't think it was funny, they must be a Scientologist.
James | July 2, 2012 1:13 PM
Hilarious. If you're pissing off this many Scientologist trolls, you're clearly doing something right:) Keep it up!
Swell | July 2, 2012 1:01 PM
Playlist is completely oblivious as to its site's strengths and weaknesses. I had hoped that they had just recently turned a corner, but I guess there is no alchemy strong enough to make douches anything but douches. I guess the search is on for a new bookmark.
Miranda | July 2, 2012 12:50 PM
Incredibly dumb and sexist. Keep scraping the bottom of the barrel for hits.
Junebug | July 2, 2012 12:32 PM
Julianna Hough or Blake Lively. They are the only two young and dumb enough to sigh a new contract.
Thanks for the laugh!
Gabe NotToro | July 2, 2012 12:30 PM
Tremendous. An uncommonly successful Playlist comedy article.
Kate | July 2, 2012 12:01 PM
This is absolute gold. Thanks for the laugh!
Maude | July 2, 2012 11:48 AM
No starlet in recent times has seemed to be more deseperate for fame than Blaka Lively and she already "dated" Dicaprio. She gets my vote.
Alex | July 2, 2012 11:29 AM
So funny. What about Mila Kunis? As soon as her fake PR hookup with Kutcher is over. Hollywood, that place. Gotta love'em.
kitcon | July 2, 2012 11:25 AM
You had your beers and 4th celebration a few day early.
Zack | July 2, 2012 11:24 AM
Dear commenters who are totally not Tom Cruise sockpuppets,
If you can't handle celebrities being made fun of, maybe the Internet is not for you.
amazing | July 2, 2012 11:21 AM
LOL
arnaud | July 2, 2012 11:11 AM
So unfunny...I tickled my armpits and it was still unfunny.
BobMann | July 2, 2012 11:09 AM
Best thing I've read all day.
Lizzy | July 2, 2012 11:04 AM
Best way to start my morning. Well said, Playlist, well said. Can't wait for the callback list.
AHHNOLD | July 2, 2012 10:59 AM
Wow epic fail bet you think you are a real comedian eh?
Sandra | July 2, 2012 10:54 AM
Amazing list. I choose Joaquin for obvious reasons.
Wilby Daniels | July 2, 2012 10:53 AM
Really? I'm the first to say John Travolta? I thought I would be like the tenth.
DG | July 2, 2012 10:50 AM
Its all fun and games until Scientology assassins snipe out Katie Holmes
easy company | July 2, 2012 10:46 AM
wow,wow,wow.this was sad,low,pathetic,boring and unfunny even for playlist.
Mitchell | July 2, 2012 10:45 AM
Classy.
Consider | July 2, 2012 10:39 AM
It's obviously going to be Julianne Hough. Sorry Ryan Seacrest, Juli's in for an upgrade.
jimbo | July 2, 2012 10:37 AM
best indiewire article. possibly ever
sam | July 2, 2012 10:33 AM
you're assholes. seriously. and i'm not even a Cruise fan.
kept looking for the punchline.
Statler | July 2, 2012 10:32 AM
This was fun.