So as we continue our assessment of the ceremony last night (see the list Oscar Snubs & Surprises right here) we've decided to run down ways things can be improved for 2014. Listen, anyone who declares they're never watching the Oscars again is kidding themselves, and it will never be perfect, but it can certainly be much better than what we got last night. And if you really want to see what everyone was talking about, you can watch the entire broadcast right here. And if you have your suggestions, hit us up in the comments section.
1. Pacing. Hand out the awards right off the top, and keep things moving.
The signs that we were in for long, long night were apparent right from the moment Seth MacFarlane stepped out on stage. His opening monologue actually wasn't too bad until it decided to never end, not only adding an unfunny, repetitive gag with a totally random William Shatner, but then continuing with an equally tedious musical number. It probably took about 15 minutes before the show started proper, but by then the energy had been severely deflated. In 2014, give the host 5 or 7 minutes at the most off the top, cut any extraenous sketches or gags, and kick things off by handing out a major award. That's how you guarantee keeping ratings up, and audiences interested enough to prevent them from changing the channel.
2. Musical numbers kept to a minimum, if not cut entirely
Running with a theme that paid tribute to movie musicals, the concept was never fully intergrated or even well executed but moreover, it was a sign that the Academy has quickly forgotten mistakes from the past. For years, the musical numbers were often cited as a major reason behind the Oscar show running far too long and killing the momentum, and last night they accomplished both of those tasks. We got extended numbers for "Dreamgirls" and "Chicago," which also had the added factor of being completely strange choices, particularly as both movies were honored extensively at the Oscars in their respective years (were there no classic movie musicals they could have chosen?). And that's not mentioning sequences devoted to Shirley Bassey singing "Goldfinger," Adele belting out "Skyfall" and the cast of "Les Miserables" singing their hearts out. For a moment, we thought we were at the Grammys. And oh yeah, capping things off with another MacFarlane number, this time joined by the irritating Kristin Chenoweth was a thumb in the eye. Learn (again) from your mistakes guys: (generally) musical numbers don't connect, and last night, they were big factors in dragging the show down. For every Adele moment, we got three more that severely tested the limits of our patience.