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Weapons, Explosions And Excessive Nudity! 5 Exploitation Movies That Paved The Way For 'Machete Kills'

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by Drew Taylor
October 7, 2013 4:01 PM
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Satanico Pandemonium

"Satánico Pandemonium" (1975)
Rodriguez has gone on and on about how he wanted to create a "mex-ploitation" sub-genre with the "Machete" movies but actually there always was one, and "Satánico Pandemonium" is that genre's crown jewel. The movie concerns a young nun with an adorable bob haircut named Maria (Cecilia Pezet) who, little by little, loses her grip on sanity as she repeatedly encounters an apple-eating apparition who identifies himself as Lucifer (Enrique Rocha). This is a movie where Maria ties a ties a torn-covered rope around her torso (which is some kind of whacked-out crucifixion reference) and erotically self flagellates herself with a cat o' nine tails and later makes out with a fellow nun, an act of carnality so powerful that it sends her into what can only be described as another dimension, where Lucifer is waiting for her. Her hallucinations become stronger and her mortal urges more corrupt (including seducing, for no apparent reason, a young village boy). It should also be noted that all of this happens in the movie's first half hour. The greatest moment, however, is when Maria returns to the young boy's home, where he lives with his elderly grandmother. Maria disrobes (for a nun she's got a sinfully great body) and climbs into bed with the boy, first jerking him off and then slitting his throat. Yes, you read that right. "Machete Kills" seems to have borrowed the movie's throw-everyone-on-the-wall-and-see-what-sticks approach, although it failed to appropriate its unique tone and pacing. Rodriguez likes to talk about how "hardcore" "Machete Kills" is. But it's tame compared to this stuff. (Bonus trivia: Rodriguez named Salma Hayek's character in "From Dusk Till Dawn" after the movie.)

Death Wish 3

"Death Wish 3" (1985)
In the third "Death Wish" movie, the last to be directed by WTF auteur Michael Winner, Charles Bronson's violent vigilante Kersey returns to Brooklyn and gets tasked by a corrupt cop to kill a bunch of gang members who are menacing a local neighborhood. Like "Machete Kills," "Death Wish 3" is centered around an unlikely alliance between the powers that be and a man who operates just outside the law. And like Danny Trejo, Bronson is a bad-ass well past his sell-by date, his midsection accentuated by a noticeable paunch and his run slightly stiffer and slower than in the previous installments. Still, there's a lot to love about the unapologetically sleazy "Death Wish 3," including the agreeably artificial jazz-prog score by Led Zeppelin member Jimmy Page (yes, seriously) and how obvious it is that the movie was filmed in England and not New York (the set looks under-populated and post-apocalyptic). Like "Machete Kills," "Death Wish 3" is populated by anonymous, clumsily photographed shoot-outs, and steered by an iffy moral compass. One of the best moments in the movie is when Kersey, invited over to dinner by a nice old Jewish couple who live in the war-torn neighborhood, leaves the table briefly to encounter two thugs trying to jack a car. Kersey shoots the men dead (it's pretty shocking, even for a movie called "Death Wish 3") and then comes back to finish his dinner. Placing his napkin back in his lap, he says, "I sent a message." Message received. 

Twilight's Last Gleaming

"Twilight's Last Gleaming" (1977)
This might be the least exploitation-y movie on our list but it's still been marginalized over the year and is something of a genre oddity (it miraculously had a deluxe Blu-ray release not too long ago, thanks to Olive Films). In "Twilight's Last Gleaming," an Air Force general (played, wonderfully, by Burt Lancaster) and his merry band (including Burt Young and Paul Winfield) infiltrate a silo and take control of some nuclear missiles. They hold the United States ransom (for $10 million and the release of some secret military documents), while the president quietly sends in an elite team (led by Richard Widmark) to take Lancaster and his goons out. Sure, at 146 minutes, it's unnecessarily long, but it moves at a swifter place than the noticeably shorter "Machete Kills," which borrows the whole nuclear missile plot for its third act. Mel Gibson doesn't create as much furious menace as Burt Lancaster, however, and while "Machete Kills" desperately tries to look and feel like some woe begotten movie from the '70s, you can't beat the genuine article, especially given the excessive use of split screens, to delightful effect, in "Twilight's Last Gleaming." Robert Aldrich, a kind of journeyman filmmaker who Rodriguez clearly idolizes, directed the film with an assured sense of style. For anyone who wants a fun, if slightly dated, '70s thriller (one where Burt Lancaster says, "Try one more stunt and I'll light up the fucking sky"), "Twilight's Last Gleaming" is highly recommended. Not only did it partially inspire "Machete Kills," but "The Simpsons" borrowed its title for the episode where Sideshow Bob takes over the Air Show.

Of course this is just the start of a long list of influences on "Machete Kills," one that probably includes everything from the grindhouse revenge movie "Rolling Thunder" (a favorite of Quentin Tarantino's) to James Bond movies and the work of John Carpenter (the character of The Chameleon feels very much like it's popped out of "The Thing"). Quite frankly, thinking too hard about what movies inspired "Machete Kills" (and, in turn, what movies "Machete Kills" will inspire) might turn into something maddening, a snake-that-eats-its-own-tail of exploitation excessiveness. But then again, Rodriguez probably wouldn't have it any other way.

"Machete Kills" opens on October 11th.

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3 Comments

  • Celluloidread | October 16, 2013 11:09 AMReply

    The author specifically remarks that Robert Aldrich was "a kind of journeyman filmmaker," and I don't think this was intended as an insult. The term is usually applied to a film director that works, successfully, across many different genres and subject matters, was hired by studios or producers to helm a production and generally didn't serve as producers or writers. And since Aldrich had a career that spanned over three decades, he was obviously good at what he did.

  • Johnny | October 12, 2013 11:39 PMReply

    Robert Aldrich was hardly "some journeyman filmmaker!" He directed some of the best and most influential films of the 50's, 60's and 70's. and was a favorite of many excellent directors including Truffaut, Leone, Goddard, etc. Get some film knowledge and write well and informatively instead of trying too hard to show how cool that you think you are.... Now go get your shinebox!

  • Rich | October 8, 2013 8:00 PMReply

    Rodriguez is crap and he makes idiotic films for 13 year olds.

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