Dear Gael García Bernal, Why? Why? Did you need the money? Did you lose a bet? Did you do it as a dare? Whatever the reason, you have shattered our little hearts by agreeing to star in this abomination of a romcom, "A Little Bit of Heaven" with Kate Hudson. Dude, you are so much fucking better than this.

The first trailer for the film has arrived and as far as we can tell, it's a cautionary tale for women about how if you lead a guilt-free, pleasurable life fucking various men without all the complications of a relationship and if you are a vegetarian, you will get cancer. Or something like that. Regardless, this is another woman-who-doesn't-believe-in-love-finds-love movies which should fly through theaters and onto DVD shelves in record time. But in case you care Kathy Bates, Peter Dinklage, Whoopi Goldberg and Romany Malco (not you too!) also waste their time in this. Oh yeah, also that asshole Caleb Nichol from "The O.C." is in this too.

The U.K. will first be subjected to this movie when it opens on February 4th, while it lands in our theaters later in 2011. [/Film]