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Brett Ratner Wants To Bronze Up 'Hercules: The Thracian Wars'

by Kevin Jagernauth
April 28, 2011 9:32 AM
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Are you ready for movies centered around dudes with glistening, oiled up pecs who like, do battle and yell and shit? Well, with "Conan" and "Immortals" on the way you should have your quota filled at least for this year, but if Hollywood has its way, the genre won't disappear without Brett Ratner delivering his take on sweaty dudes wrestling each other to the death.

Vulture reveals that The Rat is in negotiations to direct the ostentatiously named "Hercules: The Thracian Wars" [cue sound: THUNDER! LIGHTNING!]. This project has been knocking around forever. Way back in 2008 it was announced with Peter Berg directing but he's since gone on to helm the much more respectable "Battleship" movie. Anyway, it's based on the Radical Comics book of the same name which has Hercules, and his crew of mercenaries, hired by the King Of Thrace to prepare his men for war [cue sound: THUNDER! LIGHTNING!]. The script is being penned by Ryan Condal, some chump who is going to attempt to turn "Paradise Lost" into a movie (no, we're not fucking joking).

We need a Brett Ratner Hercules movie like we need an asshole in our forehead. That said, while "X-Men: Last Stand" was a shitstorm, it was also the most successful entry in the franchise. Go figure. Anyway, Ratner's next film is the ensemble comedy "Tower Heist" which will be notable if it actually turns out to be watchable.

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3 Comments

  • Dave | April 30, 2011 9:39 AMReply

    Stop with the bandwagon Ratner HATE! Ratner has not ever directed an unmatchable film. He is the 19th most succesfull director at the box office. All of his films are entertaining, which is people pay money to see them. There are other directors who are much much worse.

  • Dliu | April 29, 2011 6:10 AMReply

    I agree. Ryan is one of the most talented and hard working writers I've read, as well as a really nice guy. Don't shit on stuff you have no idea what you're talking about.

  • A Fan Of The "Chump" | April 28, 2011 11:53 AMReply

    Wow, you just called the writer a "chump" and you barely even know him or what he's done? First he's a Black List writer, so at least pretend to do your homework.

    PARADISE LOST is green-lit with Alex Proyas attached to direct and he's got another sci-fi thriller with Fox.

    Do you even attempt to do real work? It's offensive but I guess that's why you "blog" instead of attempting to do anything in the business.

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