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Classy: Brett Ratner Says He "Banged" Olivia Munn A Few Times Then Forgot Who She Was

Photo of Kevin Jagernauth By Kevin Jagernauth | The Playlist November 4, 2011 at 1:04PM

Brett Ratner has never been shy of making his appreciation of the female form known, and when it comes to his own junk, the director is his own biggest fan. So who can blame him when can't remember the name of somebody he slept with?
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Brett Ratner has never been shy of making his appreciation of the female form known, and when it comes to his own junk, the director is his own biggest fan. So who can blame him when can't remember the name of somebody he slept with?

The Rat recent visited "Attack Of The Show" to promote the upcoming "Tower Heist" and tried to play nice but wound up sounding like a total douche when host Kevin Pereira confronted him about former host Olivia Munn's accusations that she leveled at the helmer in her recent book, "Suck It, Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek." Among other things, she claims she once stepped in on Ratner living the dream -- jerking off his tiny penis while eating a shrimp cocktail (so many puns).

Here's what Ratner had to say it in his own douche-tacular way: “She was hanging out on my set of 'After the Sunset,' I banged her a few times…but I forgot her,” he said. “Because she changed her name…I didn’t know it was the same person. So when she came and auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off and she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And my shortcomings. She talked about my shortcomings. I get it. She’s bitter.”

He also added, in his United Colors Of Benetton sort of way, “I used to date Olivia Munn … when she was Lisa. That was the problem. She wasn’t Asian back then.” Oof. There was probably a more elegant way to address this, but then again, this guy directed "Rush Hour 3" so his idea of grace is probably a bit out of line.

Watch the classy gentleman in the interview below. And may The Ratner forever become a euphemism for jacking it while eating seafood.

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