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First Poster For Lars Von Trier's 'Nymphomaniac' Lets Your Imagination Fill In The Rest

by Kevin Jagernauth
May 2, 2013 6:38 AM
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Nymphomaniac Charlotte Gainsbourg

Oh, Lars! Even though the provocateur won't be at the Cannes Film Festival this year (it's cool, whenever he's ready he'll be welcomed back), the first poster for Lars Von Trier's upcoming "Nymphomaniac" will surely get some amazing attention on the sales/marketing floor on the Croisette.

Kinda like a Rorschach blot test, it's left up to you to interpret what those parenthesis suggest, but we're pretty sure you know exactly what it is. Boasting the tagline "Forget About Love," it seems the movie won't be the sunniest of affairs as per usual, with Charlotte Gainsbourg leading the two-part tale centered on a woman who recounts her sexual history to a stranger after being found beaten in an alley. And with hardcore and softcore versions being prepared, either way there is going to be a lot of flesh on display.

Stellan Skarsgard, Shia LaBeouf, Jamie Bell, Christian Slater, Connie Nielsen, Willem Dafoe and Uma Thurman co-star in the film that will be released (hopefully later this year) in the United States by Magnolia. Check out the one sheet below. [Artificial Eye]

Nymphomaniac Poster

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  • M | May 3, 2013 11:32 AMReply

    If you go to official website: and scroll into the parenthesis you know exactly what it is. But it can have a nice double meaning to not only being vaginal but also being a chronicle or collection of her life as character so far.

  • Mr Anonymous | May 2, 2013 6:40 PMReply

    No one could pull off that poster apart from Lars Von Trier and he did it! It works. Simply brilliant.

    *is it slightly disturbing? Yes. But it works because it's Lars Von Trier. He pulls no punches. What you see is what you get. End of.

  • Bobby | May 2, 2013 6:14 PMReply

    Gross. And very unpleasant. And cold and empty.

  • ash | May 2, 2013 2:10 PMReply

    it's said that the 2 movies aew gonna come out on oct.30 and nov.6

  • jonah | May 2, 2013 1:57 PMReply

    this chick is about to get ****** hard

  • Kill | May 2, 2013 9:22 AMReply

    Brilliant. I love it.

  • andrew | May 2, 2013 8:16 AMReply

    We have a new classic teaser on our hands.

  • Susie | May 2, 2013 8:00 AMReply

    This has never sounded like anything but awful.

  • AE | May 2, 2013 10:12 AM

    So funny, no one's even seen it and already the reaction is divisive. Is there any need for crtical reaction think we can safely predict they will be polarising

  • Crow | May 2, 2013 8:47 AM


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