By Kevin Jagernauth | The Playlist April 20, 2012 at 11:43AM
Yesterday, the marketing team behind "G.I. Joe: Retaliation" synchronized their watches and unveiled eight character posters for the upcoming sequel on film sites around the world, making sure every territory got a taste of the upcoming Mattel movie. And it seems that "Magic Mike" won't be the only movie this summer offering hunky slabs of man meat.
Channing Tatum (Duke Hauser) gets his own poster even though it's widely expected that his role will be minimal, but hey, he looks good on a one sheet. Meanwhile, Dwayne Johnson (Roadblock), Bruce Wllis (Joe Colton) and Byung Hun-lee (Storm Shadow) give ladies a reason to make a pact to see this with their boyfriends if they'll go with them to "What To Expect When You're Expecting." That's how the game works. As for the rest we get Cobra Commander, Snake Eyes, Jinx and Lady Jaye as well and all we need now is a Command Center play set to put them all in.