While Warner Bros. has yet to push out the final leg of the "The Dark Knight Rises" marketing campaign, this will certainly suffice in the meantime. We don't know who you are anonymous Internet comedians, but this is fucking gold.
A series of "authentic" outtakes from the set of "The Dark Knight Rises" have hit the interwebs and it's hilarious stuff. Christian Bale and Morgan Freeman chat between scenes, and things kick off with Freeman revealing that up until now, he hasn't understood that Bruce Wayne and Batman are actually the same person. From there topics range from Bale's anger at not getting asked to star in "Inception" instead of -- as he says -- Leonardo DiCapricot, and how if you play more than one character in a movie, you can earn two cheques.
This is great stuff. Listen below. [BuzzFeed]