Oh, and if you're wondering where you've seen Fichtner before, he played the mobster bank manager in "The Dark Knight" ("Do you have any idea who you're stealing from?"), a rumpled agent of Satan in the underrated 3D extravaganza "Drive Angry," the pistol-packing hard-on in "Armageddon," and the oddly gay cop/Amway salesman in Doug Liman's "Go." See what we mean?
What You Know Him From: If you need a slimy bastard to represent mustache-twirling corporate villainy of the future, look no further than Ronny Cox. He was the ne plus ultra of late '80s/early '90s bad guys, fitting perfectly into Paul Verhoeven’s often hilarious, ultra-violent action satires from the era. But dude is the epitome of a working character actor, still working consistently today, mostly in TV. You may remember him from the first two “Beverly Hills Cop” movies, but beyond his villainous turns, his other most famous role has to be Drew, the banjo-playing nice guy in “Deliverance.” Lucky for his character, he narrowly avoided all that pig-squealing sodomy at the hands of sadistic rednecks (poor Ned Beatty), but he didn’t fare much better in the end.
Movies: Before we knew him by name, any time Ronny Cox appeared in another movie or TV show, all we could think of was, "Hey! That’s the deliciously assholish, power-hungry corporate bad guy from 'Robocop' and the deliciously assholish, power-hungry corporate bad guy from 'Total Recall.' " So yeah, he’s been at this acting thing for a long while, but Cox was so memorable, so easily hateable in “Robocop,” that seeing the titular hero lay waste to him at the film’s climax was unquestionably a highlight of an already great film (that’s aged quite well, we have to say), leaving behind any quaint notions of the questionable nature of bloodlust in big budget Hollywood cinema, and simply making the audience stand up and cheer. So good was Cox, that Verhoeven called on the man to basically reprise his villain turn for “Total Recall,” another film that’s aged well since it opened in 1990. In both films, Cox’s bad guy is always the puppet master, relying on even nastier sub-villains (Kurtwood Smith and Michael Ironside, respectively) and disposable henchmen to do his dirty work. You knew he was great, because even though you hated these two villains, the movie would be worse without Cox’s wonderfully smug portrayals.
Rating On The Creep-O-Meter: Fairly high. Slimy, slithery, the embodiment of '80s corporate of greed and hubris. In short, awesomely loathsome.
What You Know Him From: At the tender age of 84, Hong has appeared in something like 350 movies, television shows and videogames (his IMDB page is so long it'll break your computer) up to and including vocal performances in things like "Kung Fu Panda" and appearances in episodes of "The X-Files," "Seinfeld" (in the classic "The Chinese Restaurant" episode) and "The Big Bang Theory." For a while, it was probably because Hollywood unimaginatively cast him as "the Asian guy" in whatever movie they were cooking up at the time, but that's not to say that Hong isn't a great actor, because he is. He can be warm and charming and funny, and when he brings these qualities out of himself while playing a bad guy (as he has done a number of times), then things get really interesting and scary. He's a character actor machine, built to last.
Movies: Most film freaks will identify Hong most often as the immortal wizard in John Carpenter's cult classic "Big Trouble in Little China," a role that required extensive prosthetics but is 100% "Hong." (Hong manages to ham it up even when buried under all of those appliances.) He also appears as the shady eye manufacturer in Ridley Scott's immortal "Blade Runner," and played a comic villain in "Wayne's World 2," where he got to kung fu fight Mike Myers." He also gets mad props for appearing in both "Chinatown" and its ill-fated sequel "The Two Jakes."
Rating on the Creep-O-Meter: Surprisingly low most of the time, possibly because it's hard to look at Hong and not think about the 5,000 other characters he's played (many of them comedic), but when he really ramps it up (like in "Big Trouble in Little China"), he can be pretty bone-chilling.
What You Know Him From: Glover is one of those actors who can be slippery and charming at the same time, like some freaky deep sea fish that learned how to smile. He's played a number of villainous roles precisely for this reason; he can be an outright psychopath or one that can make life-altering decisions from some skyscraper's boardroom.
Movies: While we're currently in a bout of Super-mania following "Man of Steel," it's probably worth mentioning that Glover played Lex Luthor's father on the first seven seasons of Superman-in-high-school series "Smallville" (he came back for the tenth season as an alternate universe version of himself because... sci-fi... y'know?) But he showed up in a trio of skuzzy roles -- as Bill Murray's morally bankrupt successor in "Scrooged," as a morally bankrupt advertising executive in "RoboCop 2" and, most winningly, as a morally bankrupt real estate mogul in "Gremlins 2: The New Batch." All of these roles allowed to tap into Glover's reservoirs of charm and sliminess, and they're all incredibly memorable no matter how much screen time he accounts for. In 'Gremlins 2,' he's probably got the most on-camera time and the greatest arc, and he's allowed to indulge in a gleefully perverse satire/caricature of Donald Trump (his character's name is Clamp).
Rating On The Creep-O-Meter: Pretty high, if only because he's the kind of guy who you can imagine as both the leader of a corporate takeover, or the devil himself (whom he played on a short-lived Fox series, of course).