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Review: 'ATM' Is An Impossibly Implausible, Hilariously Bad B-Movie

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by Rodrigo Perez
April 4, 2012 5:16 PM
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ATM

Cheap, slapped-together run-of-the-mill B-movie thrillers are a dime a dozen. And their egregiousness is often not worthy of outrage or scorn because frequently the films are made on the cheap with a knowing eye towards making a buck with direct-to-DVD sales or foreign markets that don’t care about quality. Everyone is professional and yet (very) aware they’re not making art.

These films often feature the Dolph Lundgrens of the world (and in more recent years folks like Tom Berenger and Patrick Bergin), and are usually distributed by the likes of Troma Films, Anchor Bay and First Look Studios and again, are looking towards audiences that are say, less discerning than those opting for Academy Award level movies.

The difference with the upcoming thriller “ATM,” unfairly or not, is that it was initially presented as something else, setting up expectations it likely couldn't reach. Debuting at the semi-prestigious Sundance Film Festival earlier this year, featuring a “hot conceptual script” by the critcially-acclaimed “Buried” writer Chris Sparling, and featuring the promising and up-and-coming cast of Alice Eve ("She's Out of My League," "Sex and the City 2"), Josh Peck (“The Wackness”) and Brian Geraghty (“The Hurt Locker”), there’s enough potential here to make you believe this is a movie worth looking forward to.

ATM

Instead, with those expectations up front, what you land with in the poorly-scripted, hilariously implausible and downright risible “ATM,” is a film that veers very close to embarrassing. Or, depending on your perspective, is a typically cheap, manipulative, poorly thrown-together B-movie horror/thriller.

Yet, whatever that POV might be, there’s no denying that “ATM” doesn’t work on any level, is frustratingly far-fetched and features characters behaving illogical and abandoning all basic reason, simply in the name of extending their perilous situation (which is the trope of modern horror much to the chagrin of intelligent audiences everywhere). In perhaps some corners of the movie-media universe, it’s the type of film that’s so poor it could lead one to say that Sparling’s career is now over. While we would like to refrain from that hyperbole, we’d be lying if we didn’t say that thought crossed our mind.

Directed by David Brooks (the 2009 short film thriller "Gone" that shouldn’t be confused with the 2011 Amanda Seyfried thriller of the same name), it’s clear that “ATM” is on shaky ground far before any of the horror/thriller mayhem starts.

From minute one, the writing of “ATM” seems -- how do we say this politely -- challenged and the set-up feels like a cheap afterthought to get things in motion. Josh Peck plays an obnoxious stock broker douchebag and Brian Geraghty plays a co-worker with a conscience, which sucks because he’s just demo’d some old man’s 401k savings with some bad investments. And Alice Eve is Emily, the elusive lady in the office that he hasn’t been able to man up and ask out and is about to leave the company.

"ATM"
"ATM"

But there’s one last chance at the Christmas party. Peck’s Cory character belittles Geraghty’s David to go ask Emily out and after some particularly wincing and hard-to-watch failed attempts, he finally strikes up the courage to do so (watching these two’s “nervous” interaction you’d imagine the characters are both thirteen and not twenty-something adults and professionals).

David offers Emily a ride home, but then Cory, who has been goading his friend for the entire opening of the movie to ask her out, suddenly and uncharacteristically sort-of cockblocks and also asks for a ride home. But his motivations soon become clear: he has no sexual designs on Emily, we’re just supposed to believe he’s insensitive and clueless enough to ask for a ride home even though his main motivation in the film thus  far has been to get David to ask her out. Then, on the way home, Cory becomes hungry and makes everyone involved drive far out of the way so he can get some ATM money for pizza. Did we add it’s totally freezing out, Cory's broke and David’s obviously trying to get laid? Is it completely ridiculous that a young, arrogant, presumably cash-flush stock broker is dead broke and has to borrow money from his friend to buy pizza and cannot use his debit card to purchase it with? Fuck yes. And so inexplicable and behaviorally ludicrous are all these moves, it’s clear that the filmmakers here don’t really care about character: they’re trying to simply put three people into an “ATM” machine for an entire movie so some random lunatic can trap them in there, watch them nearly freeze to death and torment them, but actually never hurt them (even though it’s obvious he can do so at any time) unless they leave the confines of the unlocked and unprotected ATM machine.

And this is the manipulative, poorly-conceived single-setting conceit. Three co-workers (all of them apparently with terrible IQs since the most basic solutions to freedom are thought of far too late into the picture), a lunatic outside fucking with people for kicks, a freezing night and no one to be found for miles. What is meant to play out as increasingly desperate game of cat and mouse as the temperature continues to drop instead becomes a jaw-droppingly logic-free aggravation. Such horror constructions rely almost entirely on behavior and motivation for both terrorizers and victims to up the stakes and up the tension, but “ATM” is clueless in that department. People act how they act solely to benefit the paper-thin set-up.

Perhaps the idiot’s version of “Margin Call” or any recent post-bailout-economic crisis doc, if Brooks and Sparling are trying to make some sort of thinly veiled comment on retribution for moneyman scumbags, that connection is never ever made (the 401k thing is left to flap in the wind like a dangling chad, but the ambiguity doesn’t help as the loop simply hasn’t been closed). Infuriating, lazy and pitiable, we’re pretty sure the pincode for “ATM” when translated from numbers to letters is THISMOVIEFUCKINGSUCKS. [D-]

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27 Comments

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  • Melinda | December 27, 2012 11:02 PMReply

    Did anyone else notice in the scene where they are going to give the killer money in hopes of gaining their freedom, the girl offers her earrings...but, she takes BOTH earrings out of the same ear twice (her right one)? These kind of small errors aggravate me...if I can spot them so easily, the editors were obviously not very hard at work.

  • Rob | December 12, 2012 11:07 PMReply

    Such an unrealalistic movie...so bad its annoying .

  • Rahman | December 7, 2012 4:41 PMReply

    When he went to kill the guy with the dog they could have nust ran to the car instead they watch it and do nothing, and why did he let the janitor just walk in with out harming him i seriously hated this movie

  • Ben | October 24, 2012 4:36 AMReply

    They had plenty of chances too run like when he went too the trunk
    Or when he was behind the ATM or even when he tryed too get the cell phone

  • David | May 5, 2012 12:00 AMReply

    When they went out to help their friend that had been stabbed. And they ran back to the ATM did someone notice that they just OPENED the door with out using a card. The ATM took the guys card. and his friend that had been stabbed may have had a card but it was clear that they just opened the door. Get real folk the card to get into the ATM was the plot of the movie. So I would have to say this movie SUCKS.

  • Matthew | August 6, 2012 7:22 PM

    Did you go to the bathroom during the scene that established that the card lock was broken and that the door was just open? I wasn't crazy about the movie but you're attacking it for something that doesn't make sense. That was your mistake; not the movie's.

  • taylormade | April 9, 2012 4:11 PMReply

    Must be nice to have a father who is the CEO of a production company/small studio :-) You get your own movie to direct straight outta film school!

  • jingmei | April 5, 2012 4:47 AMReply

    I didn't get the point of the killer from ATM after watching it, as the same as don't understand what's going on about the comments here. Though Kevin covers lots of posting articles I mean the amount of the work here on The Playlist indeed.

  • Jonah | April 5, 2012 11:29 AM

    hahah. this spam chap's grammar is pretty bad!

  • pratima | April 5, 2012 12:34 AMReply

    I find this steve's proposal interesting. Yes, can you upgrade the comment section?

  • steve a.k.a harry | April 4, 2012 6:25 PMReply

    Thanks kevin. May God bless you.
    But please install a proper chat system.
    Thanks.

  • steve | April 4, 2012 6:18 PMReply

    i apologized, na? ok, will you be installing a FB/disqus based chat system. kevin?

    And sorry for insulting you.

  • Kevin | April 4, 2012 6:24 PM

    kevinjag at gmail dot com

  • steve | April 4, 2012 6:23 PM

    what are you talking about? ok if i should mail you, i'll mail it to theplaylist, or at indiewire?

  • Kevin | April 4, 2012 6:22 PM

    You know how to email me. Stop spamming and posing as other writers.

  • Kevin | April 4, 2012 5:47 PMReply

    Yes, we are deleting the comments. If you have a problem with one of our writers, contact them directly (or the editors) and be a man about it. Otherwise, this passive aggressive nonsense will get you nowhere.

  • @papushishun | April 5, 2012 11:26 AM

    hehe. or they must be British.

  • John | April 5, 2012 1:48 AM

    that jennifer lawrence is really something, amirite guys

  • papushisun | April 5, 2012 1:29 AM

    "Censoring is communist."

    BWAHAHA!
    Americans, you gotta love 'em.

  • Jonah | April 4, 2012 6:06 PM

    what's happening? i just refreshed and saw some stuff?

  • Kevin | April 4, 2012 5:55 PM

    Email the editors (click on About The Playlist above).

  • Harry | April 4, 2012 5:53 PM

    I apologize for the earlier manner of posting comments. How do i convey my opinion to Gabe Toro?
    P.S. Censoring is communist.

  • susan | April 4, 2012 5:51 PM

    ?

  • Torres | April 4, 2012 5:32 PMReply

    yes it was pretty bad. not even worth the dvd

  • steve mcqueen | April 4, 2012 5:36 PM

    I saw it on VOD. It was boring.

    And Bad.

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