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10 Essential Cinematic AntiheroesAfter a title sequence deeply indebted to "Se7en," we get a brief prologue that we can barely make out because of a number of twitchy editorial effects that (mercifully) more or less end here, save for a party scene that looks like it was lifted out of "Project X." In the prologue, a young girl, her hair in her face (which makes her look like a Japanese ghost or a guitarist for Hoobastank), brutally kills her parents with a hammer, the feathers of the bed glacially drifting down to the carpet, spattered in blood. (It might be giving the filmmakers too much credit to suggest that this is a "True Romance" reference, but hey, we just did.) We then flash ahead four years later and Lawrence, as high schooler Elissa-with-an-E, and her mother Sarah (Elisabeth Shue), newly divorced, move in across the street from the murder house.
The next section of the movie plays like one of the "Twilight" movies in the sense that Elissa – who sings and plays keyboards and is all hyped up about performing in the high school's battle of the bands – and Ryan start falling for each other. They take walks through the forest and really get each other, despite the quite obvious presence of danger surrounding Ryan. This is deepened when, about forty-five minutes in, we see that Ryan is keeping his psychotic sister chained to a bed in the house's sub-basement, bringing her milk and cookies and occasionally injecting her with some unidentified serum. The movie poses the idea that maybe Ryan is still a good guy. His sister is mentally unwell and he's doing his best to take care of her, away from the prying eyes of the townspeople, who will quickly label her a loon and, in the tradition of small town mobs, burn down the windmill, er, creaky old farmhouse.
"House at the End of the Street" had some pretty tantalizing beginnings. It was originally supposed to be a collaborative horror movie, written and directed by "Donnie Darko" filmmaker Richard Kelly and Jonathan Mostow, who helmed the creepily effective "Breakdown" (before drifting into more conventional studio material like the comic book-y Bruce Willis robo-noir "The Surrogates") and still retains story credit despite being surgically removed from the final film. At the time, the two directors promised one of the scariest horror experiences in the genre, and we believe they could have delivered.
You can tell that "House at the End of the Street" was made a while ago – Lawrence's face is more cherubic than in this past spring's "The Hunger Games" and characters use an iPhone that’s at least three generations old. Someone must have gotten the sensation that Lawrence was headed for superstardom and knew that, if they released it after she hit, it had a chance of making some money. It still does stand a chance to make some cash, but we assure you, it's not worth taking a trip to down to the "House at the End of the Street." Something horrible might have happened there, but it can't be worse than this movie. [D-]
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10 Comments
alphabet | September 21, 2012 1:39 PM
yeah, this never looked good - why the crap did you guys give it so much coverage leading up to the release?
winston | September 21, 2012 9:06 AM
Was it a great movie? Of course not. But I'm actually fascinated by the paint-by-numbers nature of some of the reviews. First you bemoan that it's (gasp!) derivative. What an insightful point. Who could have possibly guessed? Then you get upset that it (double gasp!) engages in standard horror film tropes and cliches. Wow! Give yourself a cigar. And to top it off, you actually worry about the moral. In a horror flick. Wait, this is not Citizen Kane? I've been duped! Hate to break this to you, but all that audiences care about is if it delivers some entertainment. They already assume it's going to be stupid, cliche-ridden, derivative. But is it entertaining? Read your whole review and you don't so much as say. But you do bore us with complaints about misogynism in a girl in distress horror movie. It's like a different language.
Anyway, just fyi, the film was made way back in 2010 when Lawrence was a struggling actress.
Archer Slyce | September 21, 2012 8:34 AM
Well everybody expected it would be bad. The cinematography and PG13 rating were good signs of what to expect... and yeah tank tops. Still I'll go on record saying that the promotion for HATES (!) was far less annoying than the one for the next American horror story season (how many clips/teasers 21 ? 22 ?). So yeah I don't really understand all these articles and all the sneering either. Ah I guess now Kevin can say "Toldya so" !
Josh | September 21, 2012 8:05 AM
The Playlist had a total hard-on for this movie -- not unlike MTV. No other site I know posted more crappy clips and music videos and more. Surprised you didn't give it a good review to not make yourselves looks like idiots for hyping it up so much.