Based on a series of children's books by Gideon Defoe (he also wrote the screenplay), the film concerns a band of wacky pirates with names like The Pirate with the Scarf (Martin Freeman), The Pirate with Gout (Brendan Gleeson), and The Surprisingly Curvaceous Pirate (Ashley Jensen) who are led by the pirate captain named Pirate Captain (Hugh Grant). Pirate Captain is obsessed with winning the coveted Pirate of the Year Award, but isn't nearly as fearsome as his competition – namely Black Bellamy (Jeremy Piven) and Cutlass Liz (Salma Hayek, just a few months after her rib-tickling turn in "Puss in Boots") – and he doesn't have nearly enough booty to even qualify.
If that makes it sound like there is a lot going on in "Pirates! Band of Misfits" (originally "Pirates! In An Adventure with Scientists" in its native England – more on that in a minute), that's because there is – the general energy of the film is off-the-walls wackiness, full of crazy characters (both in personality and design) and sight gags that pile on top of one another until you almost feel like you're going to drown in them. This is the first Aardman stop motion film that is being released in 3D and the extra dimensionality lends an even more tactile quality to the images – you can feel them moving within the frame, as opposed to the entirely synthetic world of computer generated images. In short – it's a veritable visual feast, one that will undoubtedly require multiple viewings to fully decode.
It should also be noted that, despite Peter Lord's insistence that Sony didn't try to dampen the movie's Britishness (and, indeed, it is tea-and-crumpets-y English), there was at least one change that we noticed from footage that was screened for us back in February and what we saw in the final film. At a scientists' conference, one scientist, talking up the virtues of a dirigible, said originally, "You get to look down ladies' tops." It got a huge laugh back then and is a really clever, slightly naughty line (especially for a children's film), but in this domestic version, the line has been changed (at not inconsiderable expense) to "Chicks dig balloons." The line doesn't even match the diagram that the scientist is pointing to, which clearly shows someone leaning out of a zeppelin and looking down a busty woman's blouse. You can't help but wonder what else has been altered to make it more tame (and acceptable in America).
Honestly though, these are minor quibbles, especially when the movie is such an embarrassment of visual riches, with each frame containing more jokes and sly gags than entire live action movies. These are pirates who inhabit a very specific, fantastical world, who are less interested in actual high seas villainy than appearing like they are. They're insecure, neurotic, and totally relatable. Lord and co-director Jeff Newitt may have thrown out that 'Simpsons' rule about one joke per joke, but we're all the better for it. [B+]