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The premise of "Snitch," which is about as based on a true story as "The Flintstones," concerns Johnson's young son Jesse (Rafi Gavron who, in an approximation of Johnson's fuzzy ethnic background, ends up looking sort of Navajo), who is busted for accepting a package from his buddy containing a whole bunch of ecstasy pills. Johnson, as an estranged father looking to reconnect with his troubled son, pleas for mercy but is told by everyone (including a congressional nominee played by Susan Sarandon) that drug busts carry deep penalties and that, if Jesse is unwilling to snitch on drug dealers he knows, then there's really nothing they can do. Then Johnson (it's pointless calling him anything but) has an inspired idea – he'll use the ex-con connections he's got as the owner of a construction company to infiltrate the drug underworld. If he can snitch on the appropriate thugs, then, Sarandon agrees, they'll let his son go. Whew, that was easy.
For the rest of the movie, once Johnson has decided to start snitching, there's just a clatter of noisy action sequences and unenthusiastic supporting roles like "The Wire" star Michael K. Williams as a mid-range drug pusher; Barry Pepper as a DEA agent, rocking a fake beard that makes him look like Johnny Depp in "21 Jump Street;" and Benjamin Bratt as a higher level Mexican cartel guy whose most criminal sin seems to be excessive smoothness. (The bad guy extras all look like they came out of Mexican gang member central casting.) As Johnson's erstwhile sidekick, Jon Bernthal, late of AMC's "Walking Dead," plays an ex-con whose motivation for getting caught up in Johnson's exploits always remain obtuse, especially after it's revealed that Johnson is the titular narc. There's a parallel storyline involving his attempt to get clean and rid himself of his criminal past, but like the rest of the movie, it gives little reason for emotional investment beyond "he's a good family man." Well, thanks.
"Snitch" was co-produced by Participant Media, the socially conscious group that made "An Inconvenient Truth" and "Contagion," which muddies the waters even further: Is this some bargain basement action thing or is it actually attempting to thoughtfully investigate both the role of drugs in American society and the somewhat haphazard way in which those infractions are being prosecuted? As it turns out, neither: "Snitch" is just a big, dumb, ugly-looking waste of time, one that turns one of cinema's most charismatic heroes into a restless drone. As they say in the joint: snitches get stitches. But "Snitch" deserves to be put down for good. [D]
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6 Comments
matt | March 1, 2013 11:21 PM
Your review sucks and you need to stop writing reviews because thsi post was fucking horrible.
Margot | February 23, 2013 11:13 PM
Wow, most of the Snitch reviews Iâve read have been much more positive than this one. I havenât seen it yet, but Iâm sure I will eventually because I really do like Dwayne Johnson as an actor, whether itâs an action movie or not. I wonât be able to see it in the theater though because my job at DISH takes up a lot of my time these days. Iâm planning to add it to my Blockbuster @Home queue through my DISH account. That way, when it comes out on DVD, itâll arrive in my mailbox and I wonât have to go out of my way to track it down. I love it because I used to always forget to go rent the movies I missed in the theater, but now they always come to me.
Conqueror | February 22, 2013 8:10 PM
Drew you and Emma Bernstein need to go to critic rehab,
How long have you been reviewing movies. You are completely off base. I just saw one of your colleagues DOG Ed Harris in the "Halle Berry Effect" article for acting the same way he does in all his movies. Now Dwayne Johnson shows a lot of range in this movie and you wanna typecast him because he ain't slamming folks against a wall. This is a different movie this ain't GI Joe or Fast and Furious. You missed it completely because "you didn't get to see what you wanted to see". Which makes this a selfish, biased and therefore unprofessional review. The movie was great and real!!!!! Trust me I know. I don't care if you are 8' 5" and 325 of pure muscle that mess doesn't work against bullets. And when your dealing with criminals and cartel they don't care about your muscles. Be a professional give a unbiased review. DJ did great and Susan Sarandon was great. As a matter of fact all the performances were straight real!!!!
Bugs Bunny | February 21, 2013 10:13 AM
Even the comparison of Bugs Bunny in this "review" is stupid! Drew, you do realize that Bugs Bunny is a sly and clever character right? Always outwitting his adversaries, causing them to basically be their own demise. Whereas, I think you TRIED to use it as an insulting jab towards the actor in question, relating somehow to buffoonery and slap stick comedy. Stick to your day job Drew. You missed the target on this one.
Dawn Razor | February 21, 2013 2:16 AM
I think you mean "stature", not "statue".
Bellicose | February 20, 2013 7:56 PM
Wow. I have read bad reviews, worst reviews and this review. The category to put this review in has yet to be invented, nor added to the dictionary. It is like reading the angry rantings of Yosemite Sam. In the whole article there isn't even a legit, actual review of the movie itself. Only brief descriptions of the plot, and descriptions of scenes in the actual film, followed by telling us who is involved in the film itself. Not actually reviewing anything in a review is an impressive feat never-the-less.