Gathering dust for nearly two years before Roadside Attractions picked it up, we didn't have much expectations for John Irvin's (best known for directing the Brit TV mini-series version of "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy") "Hemingway's Garden Of Eden." We just didn't think it would look this terrible.
The trailer for the film is here and it has young actors wearing decadent period gear and garbling dialogue that nobody should have to suffer. There is also a very gratuitous ass shot. The film stars Mena Suvari (so that's where she is!) and Jack Huston donning some frosty hairdos as they honeymoon in Europe and get into some very continental erotic escapes. We'll say this: if anyone ever decides to do a biopic on Robyn, Suvari is a lock for the part.
The film opens on December 10th, you can watch the trailer below.