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Sofia Vergara Is Stacked & Loaded In New 'Machete Kills' Poster

by Kevin Jagernauth
March 7, 2013 8:07 AM
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Well, if there's one thing Robert Rodriguez's "Machete" movies are not, it's subtle. Wearing their sex and violence bonafides like a badge of honor, "Machete Kills" looks like it's going to raise the stakes on babes and bullets and if you need proof, look no further than this latest character poster to hit the web.

Curvy "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara has received her own character one sheet, and yes, she's wearing some kind of boob bullet gun thingy. While we doubt Victoria's Secret will be doing a tie-in, it's yet more evidence that Rodriguez and co are pushing the limits for part two. Danny TrejoAmber Hearrd, Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez, Zoe Saldana, Jessica Alba, Alexa Vega, Lady Gaga, Demian Bichir, Charlie Sheen, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr.Mel Gibson and more all set to appear in some capacity, so either this going to be cameo-heavy or feature a lot of celebrity deaths, or both.

"Machete Kills" arrives on September 13th.

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  • ganderman1 | March 13, 2013 3:11 AMReply

    Mike Myers surely got this from the same place that Robert Rodriguez did -- THE 10TH VICTIM (1965), starring Ursula Andress as another babe in a bullet-blasting bra.

  • Matt | March 7, 2013 2:33 PMReply

    Are his kids coming up with this shit?

  • wack | March 7, 2013 11:28 AMReply

    I am so over Robert Rodriguez this dude is just a joke now!

  • Zack | March 7, 2013 10:15 AMReply

    Rodriguez continues his mastery of the "guns where one would not normally expect there to be guns" school of plotting.

  • Ugh | March 7, 2013 9:21 AMReply

    Austin Powers perfected this gag over 15 years ago. Like all the Machete stuff it seems tired. 'Machete' should have been a perfect 90 minute gagfest. Instead Rodriguez tried to make an actual movie that had a few bright spots. One of my most disappointing movie experiences I've had in a while.

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