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Sofia Vergara Is Stacked & Loaded In New 'Machete Kills' Poster

Photo of Kevin Jagernauth By Kevin Jagernauth | The Playlist March 7, 2013 at 8:07AM

Well, if there's one thing Robert Rodriguez's "Machete" movies are not, it's subtle. Wearing their sex and violence bonafides like a badge of honor, "Machete Kills" looks like it's going to raise the stakes on babes and bullets and if you need proof, look no further than this latest character poster to hit the web.
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Well, if there's one thing Robert Rodriguez's "Machete" movies are not, it's subtle. Wearing their sex and violence bonafides like a badge of honor, "Machete Kills" looks like it's going to raise the stakes on babes and bullets and if you need proof, look no further than this latest character poster to hit the web.

Curvy "Modern Family" star Sofia Vergara has received her own character one sheet, and yes, she's wearing some kind of boob bullet gun thingy. While we doubt Victoria's Secret will be doing a tie-in, it's yet more evidence that Rodriguez and co are pushing the limits for part two. Danny TrejoAmber Hearrd, Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Hudgens, Michelle Rodriguez, Zoe Saldana, Jessica Alba, Alexa Vega, Lady Gaga, Demian Bichir, Charlie Sheen, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr.Mel Gibson and more all set to appear in some capacity, so either this going to be cameo-heavy or feature a lot of celebrity deaths, or both.

"Machete Kills" arrives on September 13th.

Machete Kills Poster

This article is related to: Sofia Vergara, Machete Kills


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