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Spy Kid No More: First Official Image Of Alexa Vega In 'Machete Kills'

by Kevin Jagernauth
November 8, 2012 9:44 AM
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Alexa Vega gave fans a bit of a tease over the summer when she posted a quick snap of herself in costume on the set of "Machete Kills" via Instagram. The "Spy Kids" star you once knew has certainly grown up. And now she's turning heads once again as the first official still of the actress has arrived and...we feel old....

Vega takes on the playful role of KillJoy in Robert Rodriguez's upcoming sequel, the bodyguard of a whorehouse, presumbly the one presided over by Sofia Vergara's Madame Desdemona. And it would seem the girls are in safe hands with the pistol packin' Vega guarding the front door. What Machete himself thinks of all this remains to be seen.

No release date yet, but Open Road will unleash "Machete Kills" sometime next year. Your childhood is forever changed below. [Movieline]

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  • bob | November 20, 2012 10:44 AMReply

    Trying to fathom how a movie director can take a girl whom he watched grow up from a pre-teen age, and put her in an outfit like that without feeling like a total perve! Then again, Dario Argento directed his own daughter in a nude rape sequence, so...

  • JDC | November 19, 2012 10:35 PMReply

    Wow. Thank god I didn't watch Spy Kids I would feel like a complete creeper.

  • tahir | November 16, 2012 6:05 AMReply

    i love you

  • Victor | November 15, 2012 1:03 PMReply

    Dios Mio! She got hot!

  • class of fitness | November 12, 2012 8:56 AMReply

    oh her movie poster will be better?

  • DAX | November 11, 2012 9:26 PMReply

    Oh My God...Oh My God...OMG...Oh My God!

  • jingmei | November 8, 2012 10:27 PMReply

    Don't think her boobs is real.

  • Eudial | November 16, 2012 4:16 AM

    Yeah, that def looks like a push-up bra.

  • The Fat KNight | November 8, 2012 10:02 AMReply

    Puberty, well played.

  • KT | November 8, 2012 9:53 AMReply

    THAT's the little goofy-haired girl from 'Spy Kids'!??!


  • AS | November 8, 2012 9:51 AMReply

    "Skinny little Alexa Vega. She grew up. She filled out."

  • Christopher-J | November 8, 2012 7:57 PM

    Well, she's still quite slim in the hips. Geez! Where are my priorities? LOL! Wait? What! She's already been married and divorced (or almost divorced; not sure). Oh, Hollywood...

  • ALEX | November 8, 2012 10:54 AM

    That's exactly what I thought...

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