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The 20 Worst Films Of 2013

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by The Playlist Staff
December 12, 2013 12:08 PM
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17. "The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones"
"The Mortal Instruments" was another contender all set to be the next hot YA franchise, with an uber-successful book series of the same name penned by Cassandra Clare filled with all the right elements: a we-want-to-but-we-can’t love story to rival "Twilight"; similar fantasy-world-mixed-with-real-world elements of "Harry Potter" and some potentially scintillating fight scenes—demon fight scenes no less! Unfortunately as is often the case with these book-to-film adaptations, in an effort to stay true to the source material, it is weighed down by extraneous details and plot minutiae that may work very well in a 200-odd page novel, but not so well in a 120 min film. In fact the film shoved so much detail in there if you hadn’t read the books you probably spent most of the film trying to catch up on all the narrative ornamenting. Jamie Campbell Bower really deserves a shout out for being particularly woeful as the romantic lead Jace Wayland. The next R-Patz he is sadly not, but you must give the film props for including a homosexual corner to this particular love triangle—it's straight from the book of course, but still. But that's about all we can say in its defense, and also, note to the wardrobe department: there is such a thing as too much leather.

16. "Jack the Giant Slayer"
It was always getting pushed back … Or renamed … Or post-converted into muddy 3D. And Bryan Singer always had excuses, excuses, excuses. Well, when people finally got a look at the finished film, it was very clear what Singer had been up to—a $200 million adaptation of the "Jack and the Beanstalk" fairy tale in which everything fun and whimsical had been removed and replaced with unconvincing special effects, tonal unevenness, and a cast that seems somewhere between a Shakespearean theater troupe and a grade-Z renaissance fair (it's actually hard to watch Nicholas HoultEwan McGregor and Ian McShane flail like this). "Jack the Giant Slayer" was probably supposed to be arch and funny and "Princess Bride"-like, but it comes across as cynical and calculated and the number of fingerprints on the finished product suggests at various stages it was a whole plethora of different things (the fact that the director of "Wedding Crashers" and the writer of "The Usual Suspects" are both credited creative principles says a lot). Unnecessarily violent and startlingly unfunny, "Jack the Giant Slayer" was a movie that seemingly no one was asking for, yet Singer and company delivered anyway, a bloated, excessive studio trifle that was too light for edgy teens and too edgy for family audiences. If only they had kept pushing it back … until it was never released at all.

15. “The Canyons
What’s so unfortunate about “The Canyons,” the Bret Easton Ellis-scribed, Paul Schrader-helmed, Lindsay Lohan and porn star James Deen-starring sex drama is that even when you’re expecting a high-camp fiasco, it still manages to disappoint by being pointless. With all of the expectations for titillation and scandal (the group sex! the nudity! the Lohan!), the result is just so hideously boring that you can’t even squeal in delight at the trainwreck you're watching—though there is one excellent moment where it looks like a UPS truck is going to barrel straight into one of Lohan’s interminable gossipy lunches that is a true delight. The one good thing about the film (other than the UPS truck) is that by putting Lohan in scenes opposite truly amateur actors such as Nolan Funk, it’s easy to see just how effortlessly she acts circles around them, even in a state of unreliability (as reported by Stephen Rodrick in the infamous New York Times Magazine piece). You understand why Schrader put up with her antics, because she’s literally the only thing going for this movie. And James Deen, as great a performer as he is (and he is!), here’s hoping he doesn’t quit his day job anytime soon, or at least until he gets some acting classes. A dull and insipid look at the lives of the rich and horny in LA, “The Canyons” tries to be profound and just falls flat on its face.

14. "Gangster Squad"
No one expected high art from "Gangster Squad," although there was enough hype surrounding the project, between its starry leading men (among them: Ryan Gosling, Josh Brolin, and Sean Penn) and behind-the-scenes talent (screenwriter Will Beall was supposedly tapped by Warner Bros to pen a "Justice League" script), to assume that the project would at least be passable. All of the marketing materials suggested this was going to be a "Lil' Untouchables," a lightweight, handsome-young-man version of Brian De Palma's classic. Of course, what we got was far, far worse. In the hands of Ruben Fleischer, the director of stylized fluff like "Zombieland" and "30 Minutes or Less," the sort-of-true story became a plastic bore, always pitched somewhere between absolute tedium and a nearly schizophrenic frenzy. In the former camp is Ryan Gosling's sleepy performance, where he barely raises his voice above a breathy whisper and seems utterly unconcerned with everything else that is going on in the movie (including Emma Stone's vacant vamp), while on that opposite side of the spectrum is Sean Penn as gangster Mickey Cohen. Penn is so over the top that the top appears as a dim blip on the horizon, and he doesn't speak his lines of dialogue as much as he launches them, violently, in each scene. If this movie was in 3D, somebody might have gotten hurt. Watch out for the flying ham!

13. "Parkland"
If a film is playing in competition at not just one, but several major international festivals, you assume a certain basic level of quality. "Parkland" might have looked like some kind of "Bobby" prequel on the surface, but if it was in contention for the Golden Lion at the Venice Film Festival, surely there had to be something to it? Not so much, as it turns out: "Parkland," the directorial debut of novelist Peter Landesman, is a dire, poorly made film that takes a look at the assassination of JFK in an amazingly non-revelatory manner. But even if it gives the impression that most of the actors were the fourth choices for their parts, the cast has some promising faces, however aside from a typically scene-stealing turn from James Badge Dale as Lee Harvey Oswald's brother, most were either wasted or miscast, with Jacki Weaver coming off especially badly in a role ill-advisedly turned into a sort of comic relief. Landesman still has a way to go as a technical filmmaker, too: despite the presence of Ken Loach/Paul Greengrass DoP Barry Ackroyd, it's a shallow and flat film without much production value, and the editing is pretty dodgy (one scene gives the impression that Mark Duplass' secret service agent is able to teleport—that's certainly something we didn't know about the assassination of JFK!--but we're not sure that was the filmmakers' intention). Accidentally funny moments abound (Zac Efron hammering at the late commander-in-chief's chest, a Laurel and Hardy-esque bid to get the president's coffin around a tight corner on Air Force One), and there's an unpleasant feeling of cash-in around the whole enterprise -- whatever the filmmakers' protestations to the contrary, rushing your movie to DVD so you can be in shops for the 50th anniversary of JFK's death is always going to come off as exploitative. Especially if it's as bad as this one.

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86 Comments

  • Donder | April 12, 2014 11:16 AMReply

    It would seem to me that in Thor 2 if they had used Sam. l. Jackson and the "shield agency" as the secondary point of interest instead of Jane and a bunch of children playing with some hole in the ground? How about having Fury investigating some anomalies that taking place in the world and dealing with some of the effects of the anomalies? President being transported to another dimension and things like that. It seems like they got "lazy" in coming up with a second plot.

  • Badger | April 9, 2014 11:21 AMReply

    I agree with most of the list to some extent.

    And I'm sorry I thought the plotline for Now You See Me was fantastic, that's your vendetta right there cause everyone else I've asked seems to have enjoyed it. Also the fact that you considered Saving Mr. Banks which was freaking beautiful one of the best films in a long time. I'll end on the note that Runner, Runner should've been #1 not on the dishonourable mention cause that movie was absolute tripe, I couldn't watch it till the end.

  • Unknown Person | April 4, 2014 6:35 AMReply

    I did not agree with this list at all but we are all entitled to our own opinions... Even if your opinion is stupid!!!

  • Eric | March 1, 2014 12:32 PMReply

    You missed "Enough Said" almost 2 hours of immature,whiny miserable women wondering why they are so unlikable.

  • Carlo Trevisan | January 5, 2014 6:07 PMReply

    Your top 20 pretty sucks.
    Is really personally, and have nothing to to with reality.
    First of all there are three movies that aren't nothing special, but not worst of the year:
    City of bones, Jack the giants slayer, After Earth.
    But this is nothing, the crap you've done is after.
    Now you see me is a very good movie, from every point of view.
    Diana isn't that bad. Could be better, of course, but not to put in 20 worst movies of the year.
    There are plenty of craps idiot unneccessary movie (especially horrors, where you can make a 40 worst movie then the entire list you made here).
    And the main misstake is The host. That's a great movie. Put this movie in this ranking means that you don't really understand nothing about cinema.
    Next time you should write "20 movies we didn't like" but not "the worst 20 movie" cause you write a totally personally vision of cinema that clashes with what is really.

  • Lyndsay | January 3, 2014 8:32 AMReply

    AIt seems to me that the movies this writer considers "good" are only the ones filled with language, gore and violence and the movies considered "bad" are the ones that are clean and fun for the whole family. "Now You See Me" was a great film, and "Grown Ups 2" wasn't bad. Movies such as that piece of crap "Pain & Gain" deserve to be on this list, and whoever wrote this (not that I'm taking the time to look) is a total moron.

  • Carlo Trevisan | January 5, 2014 6:09 PM

    Totally agree with you.
    There are films that are nothing special (like After Earth, Jack the giants slayer, etc..).
    But Now you see me is a good movie, and The Host is great.
    There are plenty of horrors idiot movie that can fill the top 50 worst of the year!

  • FP | January 2, 2014 3:22 PMReply

    As always, Playlist gets it right. A comprehensive list of plainly bad films, not disappointing ones. But I am particularly aggrieved that buried in the middle is PARKLAND. I can grant that it is mildly disappointing because one senses it could be better across the board, but Paul Giamatti's performance as Zapruder was perfect, as was Billy Bob Thorton's. I also loved Dale's performance, and disagree on your assessment of Jacki Weaver - she's better in this than in ANIMAL KINGDOM and SILVER LININGS PLAYBOOK. I'd watch a film about her character alone. When you leave off films like WWZ, IDENTITY THIEF, ALL IS BRIGHT, GATSBY, SALINGER, etc., putting a film like PARKLAND on the spit seems more personal than professional.

  • brian | January 4, 2014 12:55 PM

    I agree with your assessment; certainly not a great film but not worthy of a "worst of" list either. Also was impressed with Jeremy Strong's brief performance as Lee Harvey Oswald.

  • taylor | January 1, 2014 6:54 PMReply

    you know not every movie has to have a crazy twisting plotline or tons of action to be good. this review is f""king horrible and seems like you think you can make movies better...grown ups 2 was a funny family movie, kick ass 2 was wonderful and I think the writer of this article is a f""king moron who should make his own movie.

  • John | December 28, 2013 8:34 PMReply

    To me, it was just an unremarkable year at the movies. Whether high budget or low budget, there seemed to be little effort to make decent films on the part of this year's filmmakers.

    I personally loathed the deplorable "Blue Jasmine," Woody Allen's hate letter to the world's movie-going audience. Vile and unpleasant in every respect, it engenders the oh-so-very-un-charitable notion that you can't wait to get Allen off this planet. He obviously has no love at all for life. So, why continue living, Woody?

  • White Owl | December 28, 2013 3:21 PMReply

    Spring Breakers belongs at #1. That is the worst trash I have ever sat through, on par with shit like The Room

  • That_Coop_Guy | December 27, 2013 2:38 PMReply

    How did you guys forget the overrated, overhyped crapfest that is World War Z? It's literally one of the three movies this year (including Elysium and 47 Ronin), that I regretted spending money on. Hell, I wanted to leave halfway through WWZ, but I couldn't because I was with a friend and he drove. Brad Pitt does nothing but "GET TO DE CHOPPA!" the entire movie, running through expensive set piece after expensive set piece from digital zombies. There was no horror, danger, or suspense because we all knew Brad and his family would be fine, completely negating it being a horror movie in the first place. Plus - NO BLOOD! What kind of zombie movie has absolutely no blood in it?? That's like having a cheeseburger without a beef patty!

  • Joe Coffee | December 24, 2013 2:32 AMReply

    "Big screen bukkake...." This was a hoot. Do I have to wait a whole year to laugh this hard again?

  • Ezio Auditore da Firenze | December 22, 2013 2:47 PMReply

    So you're telling me that "30 Nights of Paranormal Activity with the Devil Inside the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" is NOT in the worst 20 movies of 2013.

  • Mule | December 23, 2013 10:19 PM

    Well, you expect trash like that, Scary Movie 5 and A Haunted House to be bottom of the barrel stuff. It's common sense.

  • felipe | December 20, 2013 4:28 AMReply

    all these movies suck. this is not cinema.

  • della | December 20, 2013 4:03 AMReply

    i'm one the unlucky one that watched cbgb and confirms its a pile of crap. who thought this would be a good idea, poor rupert grint. better luck next time kiddo.

  • ForMe | December 19, 2013 8:56 PMReply

    Is it to much to ask to have the whole article on one page. That said, I agree with the list except for Gangster Squad, it wasn't a masterpiece,but I liked it.

  • Demond | December 19, 2013 7:02 PMReply

    Why isn't "We're The Millers" ANYWHERE on This List?!!

  • RPG | December 17, 2013 6:09 PMReply

    Great article, but I'm legit surprised that GI Joe: Retaliation was left out. Now THAT was godawful, not to mention the second shitty sequel that Willis starred in this year.

    I admit I'm crying a little inside at Saoirse Ronan making this list twice, though. Girl needs to choose better projects.

  • Helgi | December 15, 2013 7:29 PMReply

    Final words: I love Peter O´Toole in all his glory, his younger days as old.

  • Helgi | December 15, 2013 6:58 PMReply

    The list you guys left is quite a number, but 1 q about n1: was it about budget?

  • Ben | December 15, 2013 11:35 AMReply

    Where's "The Counselor"?

  • KXB | December 15, 2013 11:14 AMReply

    Spike Lee sucks as a director at this point, and no one cares... #ohitstrue

  • Miles | December 14, 2013 5:57 PMReply

    How is Only God Forgives not on this list? Absolute
    worst movie of the year.

  • Mule | December 23, 2013 10:21 PM

    He's gonna stare you to death.

  • Syn-fi | December 23, 2013 3:06 AM

    It would give Ryan gosling a treble

  • Kal | December 14, 2013 10:32 AMReply

    Totally agree on die hard- I love the die hard films and this was utterly disgusting
    I don't think I've hated a film as much since batman and robin and highlander 2
    Kick ass 2 was also utterly terrible

    I don't understand anyone saying the wolverine was a bad film it was a great serious 70 s style action film

  • Sebastian | December 14, 2013 7:38 AMReply

    Movie 43, Pain & Gain and Spring Breakers were some of the BEST movies of 2013! That's why their not on here! The critics who hated Movie 43 are puritanical In fact almost any edgy or subversive comedy without a warm and fuzzy moralistic are hated by American critics!

  • Lyndsay | January 3, 2014 8:36 AM

    Excuse me, but "Pain & Gain" was one of the WORST FILMS it has ever been my displeasure to see. The language was bad enough. Why do people only like movies that are filled with language, sensuality and violence? It's sick!

  • Man | December 28, 2013 3:41 PM

    I hope you're being sarcastic about Spring Breakers. That was possibly the worst movie ever made, forget about 2013. It was like the worst bastardization of American History X meets the Parent Trap (Lindsey Lohan version) meets Scarface. It should be taught about in schools it was so bad.

  • parkerguy | December 13, 2013 11:49 PMReply

    I agree with most of the choices on this list, though I don't know why Burt Wonderstone and Movie 43 get a pass. The only one I disagree with was Parkland. I think you're being way too hard on it. Yes, not a great movie, but I thought the productions values were fine and it was a fitting reminder of the events of that tragic day. Definitely worth a video download.

  • MARK | December 13, 2013 7:19 PMReply

    Gatsby. Gravity. Pain & Gain.

    Surprised to see I Give It A Year up there.

  • Manuel | December 13, 2013 1:10 PMReply

    I can't believe "movie 43" wasn't on this list
    "Kiss Ass 2" was a fun movie loyal to the comics

  • TRUTH | December 13, 2013 1:29 PM

    "movie 43" was barely a movie. Just a collection of dumb skits. The others failed on their own merits. The other you can barely consider much of anything.

  • Sailor | December 13, 2013 4:29 AMReply

    If you guys had balls you would have put Thor 2/ Iron Man 3/ Hunger Games 2/ et al on this list...that kind of corporate garbage is way more awful than most of the films on this list...

  • Lyndsay | January 3, 2014 8:39 AM

    I realize people are entitled to their own opinion, but WHAT?! How could you say that "The z Hunger Games: Catching Fire" deserves to be on here?! You're as crazy as the writer.

  • Mark David | December 13, 2013 3:57 AMReply

    I can't believe The Bling Ring isn't on this list!

  • franz | December 13, 2013 4:10 PM

    i came here for this comment <3
    the bling ring was one of the biggest "great concept, poor execution" of 2013

  • Jon | December 12, 2013 11:24 PMReply

    Stoker was absolutely atrocious. Was there a worse sxene this year than Mia Wasikowska moving like a bird? Wolverine was abysmal too as was the second half of Man of Steel. I would also include Star Trek Into Darkness.

  • potion lords | December 12, 2013 11:15 PMReply

    the evil dead remake was the best horror film since martyrs

  • cirkusfolk | December 12, 2013 6:26 PMReply

    I try to avoid watching movies I think will be bad, so it makes sense that I've only seen two of the films on this list (Oldboy and Hangover III). And even more fitting is that I gave both of them my lowest score and they, along with Bullet to the Head, are the worst three movies I've seen all year. I'll go ahead and throw Only God Forgives on there too though.

  • Charles | December 12, 2013 6:12 PMReply

    Come on, "I Give it a Year" wasn't that bad. It had funny moments. "Black Rock" was perfectly enjoyable. "Now You See Me" was nonsense, but it wasn't Top-10 bad.

  • Robert H. | December 12, 2013 5:32 PMReply

    I acknowledge that it's possible the people who made the list might not have seen it, but does anyone think that Pain & Gain should have been included?

  • Lyndsay | January 3, 2014 8:42 AM

    Let me think...1,000,000 TIMES YES!!!

  • AJ | December 12, 2013 4:41 PMReply

    I didn't see any of these. Talk about luck. Good luck.

  • TC Kirkham | December 12, 2013 4:27 PMReply

    Completely disagree about "Now You See Me", which was the true definition of a crowd-pleasing popcorn blockbuster; sure it required complete suspension of disbelief, and the ending was a WTF, but still, lots of fun. Also disagree with the commenter who had "All Is Lost" on his list (OMG do I disagree with that person...), and the one who had "The Bling Ring", which was also enjoyable. Personally, I would name "C.O.G." the worst film of the year, and have in several places...what a load of crap for someone as terrific as Jonathan Groff to waste his time on....completely and utterly unfunny, repellent characters, completely phony in tone and feel, and 88 minutes of my life I will NEVER get back...and if you don't believe me, ask the other 150 or so people I saw it with...I don't think ANYONE liked it, judging from the large amount of grumbling coming from everyone leaving the festival I saw it at...

  • Andrew | December 12, 2013 4:12 PMReply

    Machete Kills is worse than all of these films combined, and this is coming from someone who really enjoyed the first one.

  • joss | December 12, 2013 3:49 PMReply

    The absence of Movie 43 is just staggering. Care to explain why one of the most despised movies of recent years wasn't even mentioned?

  • That Kid | December 12, 2013 5:03 PM

    Honestly that movie is in a whole other category of awfulness.

  • Mark | December 12, 2013 3:38 PMReply

    Where's Star Trek Into Darkness?

  • Q_Q | December 12, 2013 2:17 PMReply

    I've got a better list: The Wolverine, Paranoia, Syrup, Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters, Carrie, 2 Guns, Lovelace, Texas Chainsaw, Olympus has Fallen, Pain and Gain, Haunter, Getaway, All is Lost, Dark Skies, Admission, Movie 43, The Great Gatsby, Hell Baby, Rapture-Palooza, As Cool as Me, Crush, The English Teacher.

  • Eric | December 12, 2013 3:29 PM

    Your list is pretty good....

    Agree with Movie 43 (almost the worst movie ever), Carrie, Texas Chainsaw, Admission

    Completely Disagree with Pain & Gain, All Is Lost

  • Jacques DeMolay | December 12, 2013 1:24 PMReply

    Hey, to whoever wrote the Dishonorable Mentions section at the end -- How does a film that The Playlist gave a B- review, and called "A Back-To-The-Wilds Slasher With Brains & Bonding To Go With The Blood" come anywhere NEAR a Worst-Of list? I'm talking about Black Rock, of course. The last line of your review of this film says " if you like your scares smart, and like them to happen to people you actually care about, then Aselton's island of friendship and fury is a nice place to visit". So, sure, this doesn't seem like best-of-year material, but it sure as hell doesn't sound like worst-of material either.

    So, really, I'm just wondering how a movie can get a B- score and a largely positive review and STILL wind up dishonorably mentioned at the end of the year. WTF?

  • MistaTMason | December 13, 2013 2:35 AM

    The B- was on critic on the site's review. The Worst of the Year list comes from a consensus among the staff. It may well end up some of their "best of" lists, as well as on some of their "worst of" lists.

  • bohmer | December 12, 2013 1:13 PMReply

    good list, but I would've replace Kick-Ass 2 by Upside Down. People in the comment trend don't make any sense. Like including All is Lost or Upstream Color as plain old bad. LOLZ

  • Tyler | December 12, 2013 2:54 PM

    I agree. Upside Down was beyond awful

  • Ben | December 12, 2013 1:11 PMReply

    I'm a bit surprised that ONLY GOD FORGIVES isn't on here. It was a pretty repulsive exorcism of the director's demons. It was critically reviled, but maybe it was left off of this list because it mostly flew under the radar? It was reviewed well on the Playlist, but I'm not sure that saves it from scorn.

  • Rob | December 12, 2013 1:04 PMReply

    You forgot Man of Steel and World War Z.

  • Rob G | December 12, 2013 1:02 PMReply

    You Americans are so lucky as you don't seem to have been subjected to Keith Lemon : The Movie. If you watch it have on of the 'zappers' from Men In Black nearby to quickly erase it from your mind......

  • gert | December 12, 2013 12:58 PMReply

    I enjoyed Now You See Me. Gangster Squad and Hangover pt3 were both lame films but still not the worst of the year. Here are my top 10 that were truely pathetic and i actually felt bad after watching them: Movie 43, Red 2, The Family, The Zero Theorem, Olympuss has fallen, Kick Ass 2, the Bling Ring, RIPD, Upstream Color, Hansel & Gretel. These flicks made all other shite films i saw this year like oscar contenders.

  • oogle monster | December 12, 2013 12:54 PMReply

    I'm surprised you didn't include The Great Gatsby, considering how large a shit this site took on the film!

  • sam chater | December 12, 2013 12:50 PMReply

    PARKLAND - Zac Efron plays a surgeon - thats all you need to say

  • negativity | December 12, 2013 12:50 PMReply

    "By the way, what have you done that's so great? Do you create anything, or just criticize others' work and belittle their motivations?" -- Steve Jobs

  • Oliver | December 27, 2013 10:57 AM

    "Hmm, I've just been diagnosed with cancer. What should I do -- pay for state-of-the-art surgery, chemotherapy, radiation treatment? No, I'LL MEDITATE AND EAT LOTS OF LETTUCE!" -- Steve Jobs

  • alex | December 14, 2013 9:38 AM

    You're right! We forgot to mention the PoS that was "Jobs." Thanks for reminding us.

  • BunnySlayer | December 13, 2013 5:14 PM

    Steve Jobs isn't dead, he programmed his consciousness to the Mac OS.

  • Kevin Klawitter | December 12, 2013 2:33 PM

    Easy words coming from a guy who made his career by taking credit for the work done by others.

  • Troy | December 12, 2013 2:28 PM

    What a bizarre point. we can't criticize unless we've made a movie ourselves? Doesn't that mean we also can't appreciate a movie unless we've made one?

    "You may think you liked that movie, but you don't really know because you've never made one."
    I wonder why no one has said that, ever? Maybe because... it's moronic?

  • Oliver Lyttelton | December 12, 2013 1:04 PM

    Well, if Steve Jobs is so smart, how come he's dead?

  • Joe | December 12, 2013 12:50 PMReply

    Yeah, Robin Williams wasn't even making movies in the 1970s, guys.

  • BunnySlayer | December 13, 2013 5:10 PM

    Steve Jobs isn't dead, he programmed his consciousness to the Mac OS.

  • XARV | December 12, 2013 1:13 PM

    Seriously. And Susan Sarandon was hardly important until the 80s. Also, de Niro hit his peak in 1980 with Raging Bull, so -- more like the 80s

  • NewYorker | December 12, 2013 12:40 PMReply

    my 20 worst movies of 2013 are defently(i'll confess i actulley like alot of those movies on your list)
    1-After Earth
    2-The Host(heck i love the twilight movies better then the Host)
    3-Haunted In Connecicut: Ghost Of Georgia
    4-Dark Skies
    5-Emperor
    6-Jayne Mansfield's Car
    7-All Is Lost(just found i too slow and confusing but i did like Robert Redford in it tho)
    8-The Fifth Estate
    9-The Lone Ranger
    10-The Counselor
    11-Admission
    12-Apartment 1303
    13-Only God Forgives(drive was defently better)
    14-The Last Exorcism 2
    15-A Single Shot
    16-Lone Ranger
    17-Closes Circuit
    18-Drift
    19-The Ultimate Life
    20-Man Of Tai Chi

  • Alexa | December 12, 2013 3:49 PM

    You have The Lone Ranger twice on your list

  • Glass | December 12, 2013 2:08 PM

    People can hardly muster the patience to read a blog's Worst Films list, so the list of a random commenter doesn't stand a chance, bro :(

  • Monica | December 12, 2013 12:39 PMReply

    Where's Man of Steel?

  • Christmas | December 14, 2013 9:13 PM

    Because there was enough unintentionally funny moments to make it entertaining; giant dildo spaces ships, crazy obvious Jesus metaphors, Kevin Costner's death, dressing superman like a Gap model, superman killing thousands of people knocking buildings and "WHERE DID YOU TRAIN? A FARM?!!!"

  • Tom | December 12, 2013 1:33 PM

    It's on the the other list. The one of the best 50 movies of 2013,

  • John | December 12, 2013 12:38 PMReply

    Only God Forgives and Oz would've been my 1/2.

  • Lyndsay | January 3, 2014 8:48 AM

    I HATED OZ.

  • bob | December 12, 2013 12:23 PMReply

    at least the place beyond the pines didn't appear on this list...christopher bell you are a shit,,a human shit

  • Christopher Bell | December 14, 2013 1:52 AM

    Never forget me/Please remember me

  • Raped | December 12, 2013 5:07 PM

    Wow, still butthurt over one man's opinion a half a year later? that is some major butthurt.

  • Gabe Toro | December 12, 2013 3:54 PM

    A human shit, Christopher Bell! A HUMAN shit!

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