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Jonah Hill Says "Call Me": 'The Sitter' Has A New Number

Photo of Katie Walsh By Katie Walsh | The Playlist September 9, 2011 at 8:53AM

Any of you moms or dads need a night off? The AV Club tipped us to a number for a new babysitter. We've called five times now and he won't pick up, but here are the deets if you're interested: "Hi this is Noah Griffith, if you're calling about the babysitting job let me just say: I will toke up in your house, I've been known to shoplift when I've had too much to drink, I DON'T play games, unless you've got a safe word, you hear me lady, I will not clean up after myself, I will not even report on the whereabouts of your children, I will not say no in the face of danger, and I charge $18 an hour, if this sounds good, leave your information and i will probably get back to you."
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Any of you moms or dads need a night off? The AV Club tipped us to a number for a new babysitter. We've called five times now and he won't pick up, but here are the deets if you're interested:


"Hi this is Noah Griffith, if you're calling about the babysitting job let me just say: I will toke up in your house, I've been known to shoplift when I've had too much to drink, I DON'T play games, unless you've got a safe word, you hear me lady, I will not clean up after myself, I will not even report on the whereabouts of your children, I will not say no in the face of danger, and I charge $18 an hour, if this sounds good, leave your information and i will probably get back to you."

Sounds great! Don't think we'll need to get any references for this childcare worker!

Of course it's Mr. Jonah Hill, the titular character of "The Sitter," the very naughty "Adventures in Babysitting" for the 20teens. The publicity team released the number (917) 409-7838 for fans to call and talk to Hill, though promised he would only be picking up occasionally. You can leave him a message though! We're still waiting by the phone for him to return the call...

This article is related to: Films, Actors, The Sitter, Jonah Hill


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