Directed by "The Good The Bad The Weird" and "I Saw The Devil" helmer Kim Ji-Woon, making his Hollywood debut, Arnie plays a small town border cop who is the last person between some sports car-driving villains making a break for Mexico and the Feds on their tail. So he does what any normal person would do and rounds up the most competent people around -- who appear to be Johnny Knoxville and Luiz Guzman -- to help him out. Explosions and old people jokes ensue!
Whatever, this looks every bit like a January movie release, so our expectations have been gauged accordingly. We keep hoping Kim Ji-Woon makes his stamp known on this, but that thought is fading very fast. "The Last Stand" makes a last stand on January 18, 2013. [via The Film Stage]