His latest target? Ridley Scott's "Prometheus." In his latest screed, Jones claims to have landed an early draft of the script that reveals that the sci-fi film is actually, secretly, about "the deepest secrets of the Illuminati mystery religion." Hoo boy...Anyway, if you can tolerate Jones' ear-pulverizing voice, watch below (we couldn't make it past the first couple of minutes). We're pretty sure his mind will explode when Paul Thomas Anderson's "The Master" comes out later this year.