As you might be aware, "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn -- Part 1" is coming for more of your money this spring, with an Extended Edition DVD featuring 8 more minutes. Want to see 25% of it right now? Well, keep on reading.
A new deleted scene that will be featured in that footage has surfaced, and it's easy to see why it was axed. It's time for post-coitus breakfast with Edward and Bella, as the hunky vampire comments on now deflowered wife's egg intake. Riveting! Listen, we know that the morning after conversation isn't easy, particularly after you've done the deed for this first time, but this is awful. We threw up in our mouth a little bit at the line, "At least the pillow survived." Bleh.