Watch: Kristen Stewart Wins Best Handjob At The Oscars

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by Kevin Jagernauth
February 24, 2013 2:20 PM
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There will be a lot of awards handed out tonight at the Oscars, but one you won't see is for Best Handjob. But luckily, the folks at Funny Or Die have managed to give out the honor themselves, and believe it or not, happy endings featured in more than a few movies this year.

Cult leaders, presidents, women made of sand, the disabled or just two lucky dudes in the front seat of a classic car -- it seems handjobs were dealt with equal opportunity across cinema screens in 2012. "The Master," "The Sessions," "Hyde Park On Hudson" and "On The Road" placed their firm grip and lengthy fingers down the pants of its stars, and now it's time to see how did it best. Check out Sandra Bullock introducing the nominees and announcing the winner below.

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Everyone With a Brain | February 24, 2013 6:47 PMReply

LOL. Yeah, giving her lame ass boy-toy a handjob is the pinnacle of her existence. Her fans are idiots in their defense of her.
st | February 24, 2013 6:10 PMReply

Yeah she is lucky because she gets to give her bf Rob a hand job whenever she wants!
KSLUT | February 24, 2013 4:58 PMReply

KSlut deserve it, congratulations! haha
jem opinion | February 24, 2013 4:25 PMReply

That's about all she'll ever win one for!