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Watch: Kristen Stewart Wins Best Handjob At The Oscars

The Playlist By Kevin Jagernauth | The Playlist February 24, 2013 at 2:20PM

There will be a lot of awards handed out tonight at the Oscars, but one you won't see is for Best Handjob. But luckily, the folks at Funny Or Die have managed to give out the honor themselves, and believe it or not, happy endings featured in more than a few movies this year.
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There will be a lot of awards handed out tonight at the Oscars, but one you won't see is for Best Handjob. But luckily, the folks at Funny Or Die have managed to give out the honor themselves, and believe it or not, happy endings featured in more than a few movies this year.

Cult leaders, presidents, women made of sand, the disabled or just two lucky dudes in the front seat of a classic car -- it seems handjobs were dealt with equal opportunity across cinema screens in 2012. "The Master," "The Sessions," "Hyde Park On Hudson" and "On The Road" placed their firm grip and lengthy fingers down the pants of its stars, and now it's time to see how did it best. Check out Sandra Bullock introducing the nominees and announcing the winner below.

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This article is related to: Kristen Stewart, Amy Adams, Laura Linney, On The Road, The Master, Sandra Bullock, Hyde Park On Hudson, Joaquin Phoenix, Helen Hunt, The Sessions, Awards, Oscars


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