By Broseph Dudeface | The Playlist July 19, 2013 at 4:54PM
BROS! Gotta admit, this summer has been a bit of bummer. 'Fast 6' was like total sex, but that was like forever ago. My girl broke up with me, I've got that Mr. Teal for summer school English (that dude needs to get off my jock), so I've mostly been chillin' at my Moms. Nah, I didn't see any movies because, like, "Man Of Steel"? I ain't watchin' no Man In Tights. "Pacific Rim"? I'd prefer Pacific Trim, nah mean? But I got some fuckin' great news dudes – VIN IS BACK.
RIDDICK. FUCK YEAH. Can you even handle this? "Pitch Black"? Classic. "Chronicles Of Riddick"? Classic. So hell yeah, it's been ten damn years so you know my boy Vin is bringing his A-game for "Riddick." This has all the shit I've been waiting for. Bring on all those fucking aliens cuz you know what? Vinny D – you can't even keep my boy chained – is gonna dropkick knives in your face if you get in his way and kick some fucking monster ass. Is this in 3D? I really hope so because that Katee Sackhoff looks FOINE.
So bros. Friday, September 6th. My place. Pizza. Red bull. The Multiplex 36. BOOM.