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Watch: New Trailer & Featurette For 'Fast & Furious 6' Fills Up The Gas Tank

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by Kevin Jagernauth
April 28, 2013 10:24 PM
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BROS! Can you believe it? School's almost out and summer's almost here, which means: bros, babes, beers, BBQ...and some vehicular warfare.

So, yo peep this new trailer. This movie looks fucking sick dawg, cuz like, check it: tanks, a jet and a car jumping out of a jet, and did you see that car with, like, a damn ramp on it that totally flips that cop car over? Shit. AND OH SNAP IS LETTY BACK? I thought she was dead? Guess we'll have to watch the other "Fast & Furious" movies again -- marathon at my house guys! Don't worry dudes, my Mom is totes cool with a sleepover -- she makes swag smores. After you watch the trailer, check my boy Vin totes 'splainin' the new movie, cuz damn, this mythology runs deep y'all. Dom Toretto has been through a lot, you feel me? Gotta have respect.

So yo, let's get some tickets this week for May 24th. I think my Mom has to drive my little bro to soccer practice, but after that I'm pretty sure she'll drop us off at the mall. Which reminds me -- is it cool if I bring that girl from Sunglass Hut?

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10 Comments

  • langley | April 29, 2013 11:11 AMReply

    Lol, You're gonna hurt a few feelings with this. Oh, i see it's already begun.

  • Doh | April 29, 2013 8:25 AMReply

    Not sure which is more groan-worthy, the trailer or the fact that Kevin seems to think that a teenager has used the phrase "oh snap" since 2002.

  • Langley | April 29, 2013 11:14 AM

    You would know.

  • Washington | April 29, 2013 10:33 AM

    Pretty sure the author being a condescending shitbird is worse

  • Alan B | April 29, 2013 9:14 AM

    The trailer posits that Luke Evans is a bad-ass, so the trailer.

  • Alan B | April 29, 2013 6:14 AMReply

    Damn you Universal for attempting to appeal to a broad market! I guess this is THE GREATEST SIN EVER COMMITTED BY ANYONE EVER! Then again, this trailer posits that Luke Evans is The Joker/Loki/Hannibal Lecter of this universe, so maybe Kevin has a point?

  • Jeremy | April 28, 2013 11:21 PMReply

    Kevin, shut up.

  • Washington | April 29, 2013 12:47 AM

    Yeah could of done without the idiotic text in this article.

  • PapushiSun | April 29, 2013 12:03 AM

    Keep it cool, cuz.

  • gangsta | April 28, 2013 11:38 PM

    Yo, don' be hatin' on Kev, bro

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