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Watch: New Trailer For ‘Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters’ Presents Epic Quest To Find Some Magical Fabric

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by Kevin Jagernauth
May 29, 2013 5:09 PM
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Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

Damn, we keep forgetting this movie exists or is even coming to theaters, mostly because we're not nine years old. But alas, the sequel "Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters" is on the way, and a new trailer is here to convince this story of looking for magical fabric is going to be one you'll want to spend your hard-earned money on.

Anyway, Logan Lerman is back to play the son of Poseidon in another movie of dodgy CGI, featuring the ever present Stanley Tucci (seriously, is this guy on speed dial for every B-movie franchise out there?), in the saga that will find a group of young kids on a worldwide adventure to save Camp Half-Blood. If you know what that is, great. If you don't, then you're as lost as we are. A summer release date suggests Fox thinks they will have a hit on their hands, but was anyone asking for this movie? Could it seriously look any cheaper than it already does? Golden fleece?

In a year of inessential sequels ("Red 2") this might be the most inessential. Or maybe you're looking forward to this? If so, we presume you'll be among the crowd when this opens on August 7th.

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5 Comments

  • George | June 3, 2013 2:37 AMReply

    Seriously you did not just call the Percy Jackson fandom a group of 9 year olds? Maybe you should actually take the time to watch the movie before bashing it and take a little more time into writing something that doesn't insult the intelligence of its readers.

  • dick | May 29, 2013 6:27 PMReply

    Bashing a movie you haven't seen is the easiest way to be a jackass.

  • Rebecca | May 29, 2013 5:58 PMReply

    I cannot wait to see Sea of Monsters! It looks amazing on the 2nd trailer and looks 10x better than the first!!! Give it a chance, it just must surprise you!

  • HR | May 29, 2013 5:29 PMReply

    why do you even bother to write about PJOSOM when all you do is dismiss the films. stick to your precious indie films. FYI, there is a percy jackson fandom out there eagerly awaiting this film and it's not just 9 year olds.

  • A | May 29, 2013 6:16 PM

    Okay, we'll start including 10 year olds to make you feel included.

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