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Watch: Sofía Vergara Shoots Bullets From Her Boobs & Crotch In Clip From 'Machete Kills'

Photo of Kevin Jagernauth By Kevin Jagernauth | The Playlist September 13, 2013 at 8:56AM

Your mileage on "Machete Kills" — which already may be running on a tank of fumes — will likely depend on how funny you think boobs shooting bullets are. Well, if you think that's the height of comedy, this sequel might be right up your B-movie alley.
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Your mileage on "Machete Kills" — which already may be running on a tank of fumes — will likely depend on how funny you think boobs shooting bullets are. Well, if you think that's the height of comedy, this sequel might be right up your B-movie alley.

The first clip from "Machete Kills" has arrived, and we suppose we can't fault it for delivering exactly what you might expect. It's a brief chase sequence, with Machete (Danny Trejo) being pursed by Madame Desdemona (Sofia Vergara) and her band of babes. After a two second Lady Gaga cameo, the scene continues with the Madame unleashes a wave of bullets from her undergarments because crotch guns are hilarious.

"Machete Kills" plays Fantastic Fest before opening on October 11th. Watch below. [Comic Book Movie]

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This article is related to: Sofia Vergara, Machete Kills, Lady Gaga, Danny Trejo, Demian Bichir


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