Anyway, Agnes Bruckner takes the lead role in the movie that will track the tragic life of the model with all the subtlety of a TMZ news post. The one-minute teaser features no shortage of posing and glamour shots, intercut with alcohol (gasp!), pills (double gasp!) and a sad-eyed kid looking on (sob!). Somehow, Martin Landau, Virginia Madsen and Adam Goldberg got roped into this thing, which if anything should be just as tawdry as Anna Nicole's real life. So maybe, mission accomplished?
Anyway, see for yourself when "The Anna Nicole Story" airs on June 29th. [The Wrap]