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Watch: Trailer For 'Machete Kills Again...In Space!' Starring Danny Trejo, Lady Gaga & Robot Justin Bieber

Photo of Kevin Jagernauth By Kevin Jagernauth | The Playlist November 18, 2013 at 10:00PM

It was already a bit improbable that "Machete Kills" was made at all, and considering that the sequel made about a third of what the original "Machete" did (a measly $14 million worldwide) it's probably a safe bet that the tossed around trilogy capper "Machete Kills Again...In Space!" probably won't happen. But that's what we figured the first time around, so who knows. In any event, if it never comes to pass, this trailer will live on forever.
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Machete Kills In Space

It was already a bit improbable that "Machete Kills" was made at all, and considering that the sequel made about a third of what the original "Machete" did (a measly $14 million worldwide) it's probably a safe bet that the tossed-around trilogy capper "Machete Kills Again...In Space!" probably won't happen. But that's what we figured the first time around, so who knows. In any event, if it never comes to pass, this trailer will live on forever.

For the few of you who saw "Machete Kills" in theaters this is old news, but for everyone else, this fake teaser for 'In Space' preceded the feature and it's pretty much what you expect. Danny Trejo does his thing, this time in space where he gets the space-babes, does some lightsabre-esque stuff, squares off against a tentatively-scheduled Leonardo DiCaprio while robot Justin Bieber bounces around in the background. It's pretty stupid/awesome, but it's about par for the course with this franchise. Anyway, give it a whirl below and let us know if you'd actually want to see a full length movie of this. [Reddit]

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