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beardy man-child | April 17, 2012 10:11 AM
ZOOEY - Siri, what's that noise?
SIRI - That noise you hear is you breathing
ZOOEY - Siri, what is breathing?
SIRI - Breathing is the process that moves air in and out of the lungs of terrestrial vertebrates
ZOOEY - Siri, should I do this often?
SIRI - Yes, oxygen is essential to organic life-forms
ZOOEY - Siri, I need to pee how do I do that?
SIRI - Urination, also known as micturition, voiding, peeing, weeing, pissing, and more rarely, emiction, is the ejection of urine from the urinary bladder....
ZOOEY - Siri, you can stop, I did it already. Siri I need a number for some cleaners, remind me in say.... five minutes
SIRI - Remind you to get a cleaner to clean up your human waste and your clothes in five minutes
ZOOEY - Siri, let's dance, play me the Bananaphone song
SIRI - Sure thing you twat. 'Ring ring ring......'