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Watch: Michael Bay's Holiday Ad For Victoria's Secret

Photo of Kevin Jagernauth By Kevin Jagernauth | The Playlist December 2, 2010 at 12:44AM

No Explosions Except The Ones By Teenage Boys' BonersLoud faceless rock music. Lingerie models. It can only mean one thing: yet another Victoria's Secret ad by the new fan of 3D Michael Bay.
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No Explosions Except The Ones By Teenage Boys' Boners



Loud faceless rock music. Lingerie models. It can only mean one thing: yet another Victoria's Secret ad by the new fan of 3D Michael Bay.

The latest minute and a half spot was probably directed in his sleep, or on a coffee break from editing "Transformers: Dark Of The Moon" because this thing is about as lazy as it gets. Titled cameras! Roses! Angel wings! A woman on a white horse! With all the quick edits you can probably get the same effect if you pick up the last issue of the Victoria's Secret catalog that was sent to your "girlfriend" and scan through the pages like a flipbook. So much skin, yet so boring. Check it out below. [Vulture]

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