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Watch: Rachel McAdams Forgets She's Married To Channing Tatum In Trailer For 'The Vow'

Photo of Kevin Jagernauth By Kevin Jagernauth | The Playlist June 3, 2011 at 7:02AM

And We Don't Blame HerHey guys, guess what movie you're getting dragged to next Valentine's Day. We can already feel our testicles shriveling up inside our bodies.
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And We Don't Blame Her



Hey guys, guess what movie you're getting dragged to next Valentine's Day. We can already feel our testicles shriveling up inside our bodies.

The trailer for "The Vow" has arrived and all that's missing is the date and time that it will be airing on the Hallmark Channel, except this is an actual thing that will go into multiplexes charging people $13 a gander. The story centers on a newlywed couple, Paige and Leo (Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum), whose lives are turned upside down when they are involved in a car accident that leaves the wife with no memory of her new partner. The husband must then attempt to win her heart all over again. Things get a slight twist when Paige's former fiancé (Scott Speedman) enters the picture and tries win her back, taking advantage of her memory loss. From the first frame you can feel the sap running thick and hard through this thing and director Michael Sucsy has effectively destroyed whatever goodwill he earned helming HBO's "Grey Gardens" a couple of years ago. And Dear Rachel McAdams, we love you, but please get a new agent. You are so much better than third-rate fare like this.

Check out the fromage below or in HD at Apple.


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