With reviews dropping today for "Green Lantern" -- you can read ours right here -- the overall consensus is that it's a massive misfire with negative word coming from the most hardcore fanbase. That said, there are always the few fanboys who insist that anyone who doesn't like the movie has an axe to grind or simply doesn't understand the comic lore (see our comments section). But the hilarious folks at The Onion hit the nail on the head about what was wrong with this movie right from the outset.

Ranking up there with their recent interview with the "Fast Five" screenwriter, the folks at ONN build up the hype for "Green Lantern" in a way that only they can. Check it out below. [via Vulture]