Starring Chris Hemsworth AKA Thor, this movie tells the based-on-the-true-story tale -- sorry, the totally made up and ridiculous remake of the 1980s movie -- about some teenagers who defend God and country against nameless Asian hordes. Because they might attack one day, right? One minute, lots of action poses, and a few explosions later and you have the patriotic trailer for "Red Dawn." We feel like having a beer. Did that kid just shout "Wolverine"? Is Hugh Jackman in this?
Wave your flag on November 21st.