Borrow if you must (Photo: Friends of JCT)

For all three of you out there with a hard-on to clink cocktail glasses with the man responsible for Fox News Channel, the New York Post and cutie-pie "indie" cutthroat Fox Searchlight, rest assured that the Jerusalem College of Technology is looking out for you. A brand-new eBay auction offers a few deep-pocketed benfactors the chance to "enjoy lunch in a private executive dining room at News Corporation’s world headquarters in Manhattan" with Murdoch himself.

You still have a few weeks to pre-qualify for bidding that starts at the low, low price of $25,000, although sources tell The Reeler that the seller's reserve hovers somewhere around $50,000, your soul and Mort Zuckerman's testicles in an apothecary jar. Let us know how you do, and good luck!