Knightley's Dress Really Making It Hard (On Austen Fans)

Oh my stars! (Photo: Open All Night)

So remember all those pissy Jane Austen fans whose parasols reportedly imploded after viewing Joe Wright's ribald adaptation of Pride and Prejudice? Well, so do the friendly eagle-eyes at celebrity blog Open All Night, who last night stormed P&P's New York premiere and retrieved the latest transgression that will most certainly compound the outrage.

No, no, no--the wobbling, hung boar was a no-show. But about a quarter-inch of Keira Knightley's nipple arrived right on schedule. And just like that, another perfectly good tea time is ruined. Just ruined!

















Comments

need a larger pic!!!!!!!!!!!


yes, say full screen.......


I really cannot understand why everyone is making such a big deal out of Keire's "Pride and Prejudice" NY premiere nipple shot. Her breasts were mostly covered, but still look fabulous! I also hate that anyone is comparing Keira's "oops" to Tara Reid's red carpet "mishap"-


I think I'm in love with my dog. She was a stray. Everyone stops me on the street to ask what she is. I try to act nice. I'm convinced that they want to steal her from me. So I keep moving. They can't have my dog. I've given everything else I own away. I gave my wife to an agent. His name was Carl and he worked at William Morris. His wife died in a car accident so I felt bad for him. I gave my house to my brother and my car to my sister. I have nothing except my dog. Does anyone know Carl's last name? If you know his last name can you please contact him and tell him that I hope he's enjoying my wife but he can't have my dog? That would be great.


It's horrible that some people are making fun of Keira about her dress accident. It wasn't her fault! And it's really no biggie.



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