I would be remiss if I did not pass along the happy development in Honorary New Yorker Matt Damon's life, exactly as the trusty World Entertainment News Network reported it.

Oh! Cue the Morse code sound effect--now we hear that Damon and baby mommy Luciana Bozan got "married" today, too. She is three months "along," but has a "7-year-old daughter" by a "previous relationship," according to US Weekly (via Defamer):

A source at New York City Hall confirms to Us that the couple wed this morning inside city hall. "They did it real quick and then started calling all their friends with the good news," says a Damon pal. "It's not a secret. They're telling everyone."

Defamer's Seth Abramovitch has more word from the scene, bless his heart:

(G)uests dined on the finest knishes and pretzels available from a curbside cart; the bouquet was caught by Vito Fossella, a 69-year old sanitation engineer from Staten Island, NY; and the happy couple were showered with good wishes and empty beer cans as they skampered down the City Hall steps and attempted to board an awaiting cab--only to see it claimed by a commodities broker who snapped, "I don't give a shit who you are, I'm late for a midtown lunch," before slamming the door in their faces. They will not soon forget the tender memories of their special day.

Indeed. And from all one of us at Reeler HQ, here's to a successful marriage and a healthy "baby." Congratulations!