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'Just Deux It' with Empire's Best/Worst Movie Taglines

Photo of Beth Hanna By Beth Hanna | Thompson on Hollywood November 12, 2012 at 12:43PM

Empire has created a list of 12 movie taglines that are either "brilliant, terrible or brilliantly terrible." For example, for Francophiles who appreciate majorly corny linguistic puns, the tagline for the 2010 John Travolta vehicle "From Paris With Love" defies easy evaluation: "Two Agents. One City. No Merci."
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"From Paris With Love" poster detail
"From Paris With Love" poster detail

Empire has created a list of 12 movie taglines that are either "brilliant, terrible or brilliantly terrible." For example, for Francophiles who appreciate majorly corny linguistic puns, the tagline for the 2010 John Travolta vehicle "From Paris With Love" defies easy evaluation: "Two Agents. One City. No Merci." Full list below.

You can vote here for whether the below taglines are "utter genius!" or "utterly terrible!"

1. "Dead Snow" (2009): "Ein! Zwei! Die!"

2. "From Paris With Love" (2010): "Two Agents. One City. No Merci."

3. "Crank 2" (2009): "He Was Dead. But He Got Better."

4. "Shrek The Third" (2009): "The Wait Is Ogre."

5. "Chicken Run" (2000): "Escape, or Die Frying."

6. "Alien vs. Predator" (2004): "Whoever Wins... We Lose."

7. "Hot Shots! Part Deux" (1993): "Just Deux It."

8. "Gross Pointe Blank" (1997): "Even a Hit Man Deserves a Second Shot."

9. "Volcano" (1997): "The Coast Is Toast."

10. "The Royal Tenenbaums" (2001): "Family Isn't a Word. It's a Sentence."

11. "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation" (1989): "Yule Crack Up!"

12. "A Good Day to Die Hard" (2013): "Yippee Ki-Yay Mother Russia."

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