Bette Midler

Midler digs beneath her friend’s ball-busting demeanor, finding a misty-eyed Mengers, although these moments of a powerful player appearing verklempt are brief in an otherwise zinger-filled production. Yet, during those pauses, when Mengers truly saw the brutality of a business all to eager to cast aside yesterday's superstar for a younger crop, Midler seamlessly spins the laughs into silence.

While Holden's body doesn't end up floating in pool at "I'll Eat You Last"'s closing scene, the ringing of Menger's unanswered phone—presumably Streisand has finally dialed her former comrade—gives the audience a glimpse at the broken dreams of a once wide-eyed Hollywood fan.

"I'll Eat You Last" may prove too nostalgic and wonky for theatergoers on the lookout for a night of theatrical brevity, but Midler’s personal affection for Mengers is infectious and will provide Hollywood outsiders with enough celebrity dishing to compete with the likes of Perez Hilton and TMZ, though with an actual sense of true love for all things show.