For those of you who think I spend too much time on Twilight, check out Mail.com mogul Jay Penske's answer to TMZ and Perez Hilton: HollywoodLife.com. While Penske acquisitions Deadline Hollywood and Movieline aren't breaking any traffic records, count on tabloid queen Bonnie Fuller to score by appealing to the lowest common denominator. As they all cross-promote each other, she will wind up sending traffic back to them. Scanning Fuller's neon pink site hurts my eyes, but I know that she's nailing her audience. Count me out, however. This is my idea of hell.