For those of you who think I spend too much time on Twilight
, check out Mail.com mogul Jay Penske's answer to TMZ and Perez Hilton: HollywoodLife.com
. While Penske acquisitions Deadline Hollywood
aren't breaking any traffic records, count on tabloid queen Bonnie Fuller to score by appealing to the lowest common denominator. As they all cross-promote each other
, she will wind up sending traffic back to them. Scanning Fuller's neon pink site hurts my eyes, but I know that she's nailing her audience. Count me out, however. This is my idea of hell.